i was supposed to write this up, but... well, read on and you'll understand.
Integration by Bio-technology and traditions agriculture we develop new century functional major food for eastern people.
We has adopted cutting edge biotechnology facilities that involved no artificial chemical element to produce our very own *product name*. The process involved extraction of beneficial substance from specific brown rice and further enhancing the "vitality".
If we say *product* is living, brown rice is sleeping, white rice is death. So you need the *product* nutritional value in 21 century.
We want to keep the *product* is delicious and more safety, so we keep into a vacuum package.
i think after i read that last sentence (only mid-way thru the press release), i fainted. no friends, there are NO typos in the above extract. i'd wanted to bold out the words/sentences that are grammatically wrong or make no sense, but then, I'D BE BOLDING THE WHOLE THING.
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By: furple | Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:44 AM | |
angel's probably at midnight mass now.
anyways! merry christmas! and xinwei the song was unnecessary. $1400???? incredibly... little. if it's combined. i think not right? xinwei u spend like there's no tomorrow and grab whatever that's 'so PREEETTEE'. haha!
ok just to wish u guys a merry christmas, and 'happy new year' i'll reserve for next week.
WELL. if ever there's a tsunami in singapore (rumour is rife) and we don't survive till gift exchange day... just know that i love you guys. and i'm a pessimistic screw up. boo.
By: feline | Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 11:20 PM | |
guess who's back, back again
xinwei and mel's back
tell your friends
JOLLY CHRISTMAS TO Y'ALL!
p.s. we bought loads for u guys lehh
p.p.s. total damage for melbourne trip - $1400ish
By: frisky | at 10:36 PM | |
hello my dears!!
ignoring xinwei's little erotica post just below, i would just like to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS (even if you dont celebrate, its a good excuse to party, as if we ever need one) and a kick-ass new year (with not too much drama).
annnnnd, to remind everyone, our little secret santa gift exchange shall take place on the 30th at mortons. i'm not working, so i'll go and secure us some seats first.
i have a feeling there'd be lots of updating that day.
miss you all muchess, hope the trip was nothing but excellent for mel and xw, and that you guys came back with bulging suitcases, stuffed stomachs and uhm, not too empty wallets.
*hug all around*
By: furple | at 2:16 PM | |
waddahell,why the dead blog? a dead blog actually reflects badly on our friendship u know.
whatever it is, here's a new post from down underr
*mel and xinwei waves franctically*
wanna do a run down on what we've been up to, but i guess it's better for us to share it with u guys when we meet up. however, i must blog abt today's experience though...
mel and i got our first lap dance at a strip club today.
ohmigod.
there were 3 of them, one for mel, janice and myself. chairs were placed in a semi-circle, so we can have a strip-a-go-round. we got ourselves comfortable.. my heart thumping and butterflies slowly evolving into birds..
music starts. this stripper A in a red dress is 1foot away from me starts taking off her dress.
dancing and twisting along with the music in her bra and panties.
*thinks, woah her boobs are damn pert*
she takes off her bra and her boobs are still in the same position! i tell u they are sooo fake and round! like balloons! and off goes her undies..
*thinks, okayy im seeing hair and all these private parts are so near me*
miss balloon kneels down and grazes her boobs at my crotch.. all the while i had this spastic smile on my face and thinking ohmigodohmigod i can feel her plastic boobs through my jeans. (mel got the same treatment and was wearing a mini, hahah)
next thing i know, her boobs then her lovely ass was like 5 cm away from my nose! i stopped breathing (just in case)
okay, next stripper B prances over.. takes my hand and puts it on her waist. ooo, so soft and smooth... im a lil turned on.
she leans over and her nipples are thisfaraway from my face and i cant hold my breath much longer so breathed in, she smell so sweet and cheap. i feel like touching her all over. sigh.
by this time, im starting to feel like a lesbian.
my turn with stripper3 and she's same old same old.. all this time i have this smile on my face. with my boss sitting next to us, enjoying the girl-on-girl action.. eeee.
by the time, the dance was over.. i stood up and i had jelly legs. it was definitely an eye opener. we saw other girls stripping for other men around.. there's this damn fine one, she did the spread eagle and i was like, woah. i haven't even seen mine before! next thing, she lifted both her legs and rest them on the guy's shoulders, providing with a full blown view of her uh-hum.
im still in awe and will wanna visit the club again! i heard we are visiting the ladies strip club (read: men stripping) tomorrow.. woohoo. we'll see we'll see.
By: frisky | Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 1:18 AM | |
and it really is, you know. the people are so hospitable (thanks dennis for giving me this word when i was searching for it) and WARM. just, so warm.
anyways. i'm back. truth be told, i missed singapore, somewhat.
just a little cheesed off as (many of you know already) i only had one hour to zip to a shopping centre and back to the hotel, changed and ready. but yes, i managed to get hold of the purpose of my trip: the balenciaga bag. in chocolate, because the white was rather ahlian.
but then the rest of the trip made up for it in leaps and bounds as they took us (64 international delegates from 16countries and 140 thai participants) to many a cultural show and we all had vip treatment.
seriously. vip treatment is the way to go. checking in half an hour before departure time and lounging in the vip room before going to the plane 5 mins before take-off is the life.
but anyways, we were even brought to the paddy fields and i tried my hand at harvesting and milling rice! which was really an amazing experience.
so amazing that i might consider finishing up all my rice from now. because its really, really backbreaking work in scorching sun.
either that, or i shall skip rice, altogether and opt for noodles.
in other news, i would like to kill my (person from the office). welcoming me back to work this morning was a hugeass pile of work and an amazing amount of corrections made to my stories.
i don't understand why she would change my wordings, and then UNDERLINE them and go "angeline, pls check the facts. this seems wrong" like hello. of course its wrong you biatch. thats because you've changed the RIGHT facts in my wordings to some weird nonsense in yours.
grr.
By: furple | Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 11:10 AM | |
