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family.
 

long time coming

waddahell,why the dead blog? a dead blog actually reflects badly on our friendship u know.

whatever it is, here's a new post from down underr
*mel and xinwei waves franctically*

wanna do a run down on what we've been up to, but i guess it's better for us to share it with u guys when we meet up. however, i must blog abt today's experience though...

mel and i got our first lap dance at a strip club today.

ohmigod.

there were 3 of them, one for mel, janice and myself. chairs were placed in a semi-circle, so we can have a strip-a-go-round. we got ourselves comfortable.. my heart thumping and butterflies slowly evolving into birds..

music starts. this stripper A in a red dress is 1foot away from me starts taking off her dress.

dancing and twisting along with the music in her bra and panties.

*thinks, woah her boobs are damn pert*

she takes off her bra and her boobs are still in the same position! i tell u they are sooo fake and round! like balloons! and off goes her undies..

*thinks, okayy im seeing hair and all these private parts are so near me*

miss balloon kneels down and grazes her boobs at my crotch.. all the while i had this spastic smile on my face and thinking ohmigodohmigod i can feel her plastic boobs through my jeans. (mel got the same treatment and was wearing a mini, hahah)

next thing i know, her boobs then her lovely ass was like 5 cm away from my nose! i stopped breathing (just in case)

okay, next stripper B prances over.. takes my hand and puts it on her waist. ooo, so soft and smooth... im a lil turned on.

she leans over and her nipples are thisfaraway from my face and i cant hold my breath much longer so breathed in, she smell so sweet and cheap. i feel like touching her all over. sigh.

by this time, im starting to feel like a lesbian.

my turn with stripper3 and she's same old same old.. all this time i have this smile on my face. with my boss sitting next to us, enjoying the girl-on-girl action.. eeee.

by the time, the dance was over.. i stood up and i had jelly legs. it was definitely an eye opener. we saw other girls stripping for other men around.. there's this damn fine one, she did the spread eagle and i was like, woah. i haven't even seen mine before! next thing, she lifted both her legs and rest them on the guy's shoulders, providing with a full blown view of her uh-hum.

im still in awe and will wanna visit the club again! i heard we are visiting the ladies strip club (read: men stripping) tomorrow.. woohoo. we'll see we'll see.

There

  1. Blogger feline | 5:02 PM |  

    er. err...

    off topic for awhile. am getting my results NOW.

  2. Blogger furple | 9:39 AM |  

    babe... too graPHIC babe!

    tries in vain to remove image already burnt in my mind.

    btw... i'm wondering what the title of ur post means.

  3. Blogger frisky | 10:36 PM |  

    long time coming as in long time no post!

    heh.