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hilarious!


PLANNING A GREAT ESCAPE?? - natas travel fair ad on mrt

i sat down, glanced at the window, and could feel the corners of my mouth tilt upward. i couldn't control myself! that woman is holding on to a SAW and she's handcuffed to the oven. the worst thing is the LOOK on her face, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

By: feline | Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 9:33 PM | |

Only Slightly Sarcastic...

"I'm not looking at you funny, I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality."

By: furple | at 4:26 PM | |

know what we're never short of?

idiots.

By: frisky | Monday, August 29, 2005 at 7:52 PM | |

turn back time

all i can say is, it went resaonably well. at times a little awkward but frequent laughs made it better.

pulling that stunt TWICE 4 years ago is the biggest regret in my life. if i could turn back time, i wouldn't undo any embarassing incident (e.g. going grocery shopping not realising my biore pore pack is still on), 'stead i wanna undo the pain i caused.

want the friendship back so bad. i know all is not forgotten, but sure hope i'm forgiven. was telling mel how i was so afraid that the dinner will be a scam. a plan of revenge on his end. (mel thinks i watch too much telly) oh well.. we'll never know till it really happened. and if it does, i deserve it.

all i can say to you is, truly sorry and i miss your presence in my life.

By: frisky | Friday, August 26, 2005 at 6:58 PM | |

a post in hopes to raise the mood a little


alright all. just a little stupid photo (mel you can get it straight from me, i can't send it to your hotmail) to cheer us up.

LOOK AT HOW STUPIDLY ONZ I LOOK IN THE MORTAR BOARD WHEN MEL LOOKS SO DAMN NOTHING-IMPRESSES-ME COOL!

hard times have come to some of us and looks like they're gonna lay ahead of us for awhile.

but lets not let it get to us too much, okay?

whatever it is, i'm glad i know i can count on you girls for anything.

btw: vivien, hang in there, when you graduate we all take photo ok. 2 more years only. (then we can finally up the birthday-gift budget.)

love you girls!! *beeg hug*

By: furple | Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 12:03 PM | |

sigh, reschedule

heyy, my mom suddenly reminded me of some dinner with my relatives on saturday. sheesh. can we reschedule to the next? but next sat i've got to go for service which means i can only reach at abt 730-745 if it's still at chat masala... bummer.

By: feline | Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 9:18 PM | |

pissing me off

pull your hair. kick your face.

arrgh. can't stand you.

By: frisky | at 5:15 PM | |

hong kong in a week!

come 29th august, your dear friend shall commence jetsetting around the globe on business! (well, its only to hong kong, and its only 3 days, but HECK i'm going to be joyous bout it anyway) hopefully it'll be the start of many work-related trips.

i can hardly wait. will be going by myself, which means no boss breathing down my neck!

just that the whole convention will be held in mandarin and cantonese... yar yar i can see you all going "then how is she going to conduct interviews?!". excuse me, my mandarin is not all THAT bad (not to mention i'll be provided an interpreter).

but my mandarin is not all that bad ok!

By: furple | Monday, August 22, 2005 at 2:28 PM | |

always

you are strong mel. pull yourself up and you'd never falter 'cuz we're all here for you. always.

love you too.

*everybody, awww...* (i just gotta spoil the moment)


By: frisky | Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 10:22 PM | |

new age evangelism.

me: (company name) good afternoon.

him: (slowly, as if uncertain) uh.. hello. is this uh... angeline?

me: yeeeeeesssss....?

him: oh, hello angeline. this is mr teh.

me: (thinks: mr teh?! who is mr teh?!) oh hello mr teh, (fakes confidence) how can i help you?

him: have you received my emails?

me: uhm, no, i can't say i have. where are you calling from please?

him: *names company i interviewed like a gazillion weeks ago*

me: oh! no i'm sorry i havent received your email.

him: oh, okay... i send again... by the way angeline........ (long pause) are you a Christian?

me: (taken aback) uhm, yes.

him: okay.... do you have "the purpose driven life"?

me: uhm..... yes.

him: oh you have. okay nevermind. (hangs up)

after that i received a LONG string of emails, which i had previously gotten but deleted for fear of it being virus/spam since i had no idea who this fella was, on Christianity and morality.

wah. if i thought evangelism at mrt stations was weird, this one takes the cake. and i had only met this guy for what? 2 seconds when i passed him my name card, thats all.

email evangelism. power.

By: furple | Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 9:09 AM | |

look ma, fireworks!

hahaha. the jibe was to xinwei, hahaha. ok, not funny. HOW WAS COCCO??? fun anot fun anot?? *grumble* i really wanna shake my booty with u girls, but my mom's really clamping down on me this time. aiyah, hols ok? meanwhile i'l just sh-sh-shake it in my room.

hey u all HAVE to go down to marina bay next year for the fireworks finale. a full 15minutes with no one blocking your view ('cept for a lone photographer) and i know where we can sit where there's no crowd and u can see EVERYTHING. even the horizontal fireworks that shot across land. i can't explain to u properly coz my excitement hasn't worn off yet... but the place where i was sitting i could see everything. the place where the fireworks were ignited, the lower fireworks hidden from the people at esplanade... which was about 85% of the entire display. and the little bush fire that started 5 minutes into the showcase, haha! oh man, it was GREAT. better than the NDP ones. the last part was the best; 3 minutes worth of bangs and pops brightening the sky and gold sparkles just raining on and on into the night. *breathless*

By: feline | Sunday, August 14, 2005 at 11:13 PM | |

full-time event executive; part-time karaoke hostess

i think i know how karaoke hostess feel. well, at least maybe just a little. having to entertain old pudgy man and their octopus-like hands. worse still when he keeps getting your name wrong.

everyone say hi to xinhua. the new me. oh and of course, there's the goodby kiss on BOTH oily cheeks.


octopus hands: blahblahblaaaah

xinhua: hahaha *smiles* *nods* hahah *smiles*

octopus hands: blahblahblahblahblahblah

xinhua: *nods* *sips wine* *smiles*
*more smi-twitchtwitch.cRamP-iles......*


oh well, it is all part of the job. many thanks to my boss for getting us outta there later then he promised. but i'm grateful we were outta there. loads of love to paul for always waiting.

By: frisky | at 12:58 AM | |

here comes the girl who just can't make herself start doing work.

hey i finally watched sin city... FWAH. super cool, super comic book style... extremely good. josh hartnett's damn cute la. hey angel, where's the comments section in your new template? yeah i prefer the lurid purple to the bland beige, manolo was more 'you'.

By: feline | Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 12:59 PM | |

Only Slightly Sarcastic...

"oh are these your eyeballs? i found them in my cleavage."

By: furple | at 1:05 AM | |

*completely ignores viv's retarded post below*

Welcome back my dears! hope the trip went well and you guys didn't suffer too much from the haze. anyway, i'm sure there are plenty stories to share (like perhaps paul dove into another couch again completely blocking anyone else getting in his way etc)

Lets all meet up tonite as planned!

By: furple | Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 8:58 AM | |

@$&*%#!!

falalalal alalala lalalala la

fafaf afaf afafafafa fafa

teste sttestet test

testing... which font's prettier? I'M BORED!!! LALALALALALA~ (goes mad.)

By: feline | Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 2:53 PM | |

let the dreary times begin...

yes school term has begun. *moan* and national day's tomorrow but you guys aren't around! which means no fireworks at the grass patch! *pout* well... just dropped by to say I MISS YOU TWO and i wish i was in kl grabbing clothes and shoes and all things pretty with u guys right now. anyways, remember how we all used to bemoan the fact that the guys from our batch aren't cute at all? (save for ALL the guys we know... no, that wasn't added as an afterthought la.) well, maybe i didn't have this discussion with all 3 of u, but maybe just xinwei. eh girl, then do u still remember when all the '84 batch came in? soooooo cute that batch of guys. but the girls... sigh. all the pretty girls were from our batch la (hahaha). yeah that time the j2 girls were good looking, but not the j2 guys. the cute ones were all younger! dammit. hey u go look around if u disagree. the '83 batch of girls are generally quite chio.

well, this particular batch HAS STARTED SCHOOL! yes, i am how happy to finally have eye candy in science. sorry, but the guys in science just cannot make it la. i was on my way home when i met one of my church friends on the bus and he was with these 2 guys. wah. they really look quite good and dress well man! phweeet! one of them has the prettiest eyes!! hahaha... okok don't fret. i'm not about to turn into some lecherous girl again. i've just been lacking of eye candy for a few years now. *wink*

By: feline | Monday, August 08, 2005 at 10:33 PM | |

mistaken identity

angel ahh. u forgot to log out of my account when u sent out the post below!

By: feline | Friday, August 05, 2005 at 2:26 PM | |

so long farewell its time to say good bye...

...for a few days at least.

BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!

have a nice trip! Go overspend, overdrink, overclub and overeat!!!

love y'all, you guys will be SORELY missed by vivien and myself.

*hugs*

By: feline | at 9:44 AM | |

#214 REASON TO EAT CHOCOLATES

time, tide and the last chocolate chip cookie wait for no man.

By: frisky | Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 11:55 AM | |

oh, happiness!

ahahahaha u all GOOD... not bad weiyi actually managed to surprise me. just that i spotted him on the way to the loo and he was hovering outside the student services center. he's so dark now!!! so handsome!! can't stand it (i bet u guys can't stand me too heh). but he was wearing a cap coz his hair's damn long and er, bushy. so his ears stuck out. he looked a little like a monkey. eh u all have to see him now before he turns into snow white again hahaha... SO HAPPY!! thanks guys... =)

By: feline | at 9:19 AM | |

freakydeeky

eh i saw this damned weird person on the bus today.

at first i only saw from neck up, looked like an old-ish and yet funky-ish looking woman, with thick foundation and lower eyelid eyeliner, short spunky hair that's gelled and dyed orangey, and of course, those auntie-type greenish tattooed eyebrows.

then i saw the walking stick, normal brown handle, but the stick itself was shiny with purple flower prints all over it.

and then i craned my neck to see what she was wearing...

OLD AH PEK CLOTHES! it was a GUY can?!?!?! no boobs, no bra, no butt! just a button shirt, sling bag and slacks, with moccassins! i checked again, ADAM'S APPLE GALORE!

it was WEIRD. even an old gay guy would be better dressed, this person just looked like a tranny who didn't take off his makeup from the drag show the night before, and put on some of his grandfather's clothes! everybody was staring!

too bad the bus was damned crowded, i would've taken a picture with my phone.

yuk.

By: furple | Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:40 AM | |

oh REGRET

wah lau i would LOVE to go kl for just one day, but yeah i have no money and i'm lazy to travel all the way up. and you guys are all paired nicely already, and besides on the return trip i'll be all alone... ah well. just help me get 2 pairs of shoes yeah? erm... can help me to get one pointed and one round covered? any one that'll look good with pants... preferably one black and one brown/pink yeah? smooch.

i think i'll just wait in singapore for weiyi to return la. *pout* he'd better make it worthwhile.

anyways!! i'm getting the zen neeon once i get my salary... 2 of my colleagues have it liao and it's so small and pretty!!! it's got everything... and it's cheaper than any other 5 gb players la. yay. yay. yay.

By: feline | at 8:59 AM | |

ugh

stupid xinwei gave me a fright this morning la! i thought someone she knew DIED. but apparently she was just crying over the ending of harry potter. stupid zha bor.

i'm sickKK!! got running nose. =(

By: feline | Monday, August 01, 2005 at 1:59 PM | |

#213 REASON TO EAT CHOCOLATES

If they would make envelope glue chocolate flavoured, paying your bills would not be so bad.

By: frisky | at 12:09 PM | |