as expected girls, the following did happen.
there i was standing away from my rowdy relatives; letting my boisterous granny and aunty aunties gossip loudly about my uncle (briefly: he just came outta the closet after being married for 25years). out of the corner of my eye, i saw my ah-ma observing me and i knew it was coming...
*in teochew*
ah-ma: WAH! AH XINWEI! YOUR WAIST IS ACTUALLY QUITE THICK HOR!
*uncles, aunties, cousins, gf/bf of cousins and maids swivelled their heads immediately*
aunty: YAR HOR! ABIT LAR! (i was thinking: please, when u say "yar hor", do not try to salvage your "yar hor" with the "abit lar")
uncle: NOT THAT BAD LAR, IT'S IN PROPORTION TO HER HIPS WHAT.
someone please pass me a machine gun now.
By: frisky | Tuesday, January 31, 2006 at 12:34 AM | |
eh i think it's because you've never been in a girls' school, so u never really entered the 'who do i love more? boys? or girls?' zone.
hence all the repression is surfacing. but please pick guys. or paul will be sad.
(omg maybe he'll get so paranoid he'll find ways and means to please u. yay, happy fun times ahead!)
By: feline | Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 8:51 PM | |
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
did u watch the VSFS last night?
bambina. says:
i saw the second half!
bambina. says:
the girls are how hot.
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
i know!
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
hyperventilating la
bambina. says:
thats why
bambina. says:
giselle's body is like.. PHOAR.
bambina. says:
neverending legs
bambina. says:
but she looks kinda old
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
the biggest is tyra..
bambina. says:
she does look a bit fat... i think its the big boobs
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
but she's not reallie big, you know...
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
the tummy also..
bambina. says:
just bigger size lah, her tummy's still quite flat!
bambina. says:
my gosh.
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
but reallie, the girls tummy are how taut.
bambina. says:
TATS WHY
bambina. says:
and not all of them have abs.
bambina. says:
just, slim
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
yeah. and when they walk.. no jiggling thighs!
bambina. says:
and their butts are how nice!
bambina. says:
so smalllll and perky
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
yarrr in those cute undies
bambina. says:
hahaha we sound lesbian
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
i know.
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
i think im a closet one.
bambina. says:
*patpat* i think we all are.
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
ssiiigh. so hot so hottt
bambina. says:
*fans self*
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
*oggles*'
bambina. says:
phew! and they are all gorgeous.
bambina. says:
their faces i mean
tortoise and hare kinda slow says:
yeah! they all have the same hair
By: furple | at 10:04 AM | |
Watching the Victoria Secrets Fashion Show last night gave me flashbacks of those girls at the strip club.
*looks afar*
*imagines tan, tone bodies. no thong-cuts-into-hips kinda fat*
how hot. how hot. HOW HOT?!
By: frisky | at 9:34 AM | |
boss: we got an invitation to a new club opening on thursday.
me: (tries not to sound excited) oh... really? *flippant*
boss: yeap. too bad we're not an entertainment magazine. if not i'd send you.
me: ................
i probably sound like a suaku 5-year-old, but that would've been so carrie in SATC! with her three wonderful friends decked out in fabulous clothes, of course. ;)
LATER:
*phone rings, call gets transferred to boss*
Boss: oh yes... i just got it... no, i'm sorry it has no relevance to the magazine, so i regret not sending anyone... *fake laughs* no sorry, we can't make it... thanks anyway, bye.
me: .....so! *offhanded* who was that?
Boss: the club people lah! asking whether we're going.
me: (forced laughter) what did they say when u said it isn't relevant? that we can go down anyway? (tries to chuckle, to show how i think these people are so pushy)
Boss: yeah la, never give up, these people.
me: ................ *buries head in hands*
By: furple | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:03 AM | |
because i have forgotten when vivien's don't-ask-me-out-i'm-busy days are (friday and WHAT again?) i'm just going to ask here.
when you all free i want to meet up! *jumps up and down* howsabout some b&j ice cream, because suaku me hasnt been to the b&j ice cream parlour yet??
y'know, i actually wrote BJ ice cream instead of B&J... then when i read through it again realised how SICKadoodle that is. can u imagine? gross. hur hur.
SO! i'm not free monday and tuesday night thats just about it.
okay, there's a reason why i'm sounding like vivien WHOOPS i mean so hyper. i've had about 3 cups of coffee and me haaaands are shakin.
lemmie noe!
By: furple | Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 12:34 PM | |
and my chocolate calender says,
Chocolate is made from cacao beans.
Beans are legumes and as such are vegetables.
Eat your vegetables. they're good for you.
viv, eat some chocolate, you'll feel better.
By: frisky | Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:47 AM | |
ok i retract all the anger. no la, it's just the guy's loss. and i will continue hanging out with this bunch, so to the girl?
DEAL WITH IT.
By: feline | Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 1:19 AM | |
ARGHHHH! mel, u remember the girl i was bitching about during jam n hop (last time), and i was so afraid she overheard me?
SHE'S A ... HORRIBLE PERSON!!
ok maybe she's not, but, wah lau, i've had it. i cannot understand her at all. seriously, some girls, i just dislike. and i don't know why, though i hardly talk to her, she can just irk me so bad.
argh argh argh argh argh *fume*
basically, i'm just no longer allowed to hang with her boyfriend. who's someone i consider my pal.
and i'm pissed because everything adds up, and i have nobody to hang with in school now. why? why??? because she has issues.
i'm damn sian.
like, what the HECK, it's not as if we rendezvous everyday without me checking to see if she's ok whenever we go swimming at my place. and i've recently ALWAYS invited other people along so she wouldn't have anything to worry about. and it's not my fault he never really asked, though i always reminded him to.
this makes me so irritated because her friggin ultimatum means i can't even hang out with his bunch of friends (another 2 guys) and i'm just... CUT OFF.
WHAT BLOODY RIGHT DOES SHE HAVE? STUPID PIECE OF ARGGHHH!!
i'm so pissed right now my hands are shaking.
By: feline | at 12:27 AM | |
seeya ladies. take care of yourselves!
sorry i'm going to be missing your birthday mel... but you guys have fun and Must Celebrate, even tho' we're All turning you-know-what-number. maybe if you're not on your no-alcohol thing, i'll buy another bottle of sth and we can celebrate when i get back, haha :D
love u byee!
By: furple | Monday, January 09, 2006 at 9:43 AM | |
yoo hoo~
so. :D
i'm extreeeeeemely bored at work. *yawn*
ooh my lunch is here!
just for u xinwei:
*~**~byeeezz~**~*
(LoLx)
By: feline | Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:45 PM | |
