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family.
 

i told you so

as expected girls, the following did happen.

there i was standing away from my rowdy relatives; letting my boisterous granny and aunty aunties gossip loudly about my uncle (briefly: he just came outta the closet after being married for 25years). out of the corner of my eye, i saw my ah-ma observing me and i knew it was coming...

*in teochew*
ah-ma: WAH! AH XINWEI! YOUR WAIST IS ACTUALLY QUITE THICK HOR!

*uncles, aunties, cousins, gf/bf of cousins and maids swivelled their heads immediately*

aunty: YAR HOR! ABIT LAR! (i was thinking: please, when u say "yar hor", do not try to salvage your "yar hor" with the "abit lar")

uncle: NOT THAT BAD LAR, IT'S IN PROPORTION TO HER HIPS WHAT.



someone please pass me a machine gun now.

There

  1. Blogger furple | 10:00 AM |  

    oh my goodness... thats just.. thats just...

    xinwei, i shoot them for you lar.

    why can't they tell us quietly, i wonder? they just HAVE to announce it so that everyone will do the head swivelling thing right?!

    gawsh.