jingle bells, batman smells...
merry christmas dears!! :D
mel, do try to make it for dinner later pls pls pls pls plssss? *puss in boots eyes*
maybe i jinxed it by talking about it...
...but i don't think i'll be flying SIA on that Hong Kong trip we talked about previously! The Hong Kong Trade Development Council didn't call me.
neither did that publishing guy. who i met for a third interview last thursday.
pah. there goes my chance to see Mel in action going "good morning sir/madam, welcome to SIA" and "would you like the chicken or fish", and "thank you for flying SIA" etc etc.
and there goes my chances of pretending to be a foreigner and saying: "ooh! can you preese take peekchure for me with this SIA girl? *points to mel*" hurhurhur.
mel. stop laughing and thanking your lucky stars. there will be other chances.... *begins plotting evil plan*
muahahaha
have a shopaliciously good time!
okay, i know i'm late but i was busy all last night and had a press conference this morning so i couldn't post this, but...
we'll miss you our dear overspender friend (xw) who's going to singaporean's other orchard road oops i mean Bangkok!! don't blow yer budget!
hope you actually get to read this while you're there. if you still are the compulsive work-email-checker that i know you to be, then you should be reading this.
oh, and i hope the MNG stores in Bangkok are having sale too. ah. gone are the days where we'd queue like mad and MNG-hop on the first sale-day. time to muscle up to the post-work crowd this time around! (will still keep a lookout for your bag, don't worry.)
ta!
i'm SO angry.
well, guess what? zouk out was the shittiest thing ever.
i got fecking grabbed by some ang moh - and the worse thing was... i was too shocked to kick him where it hurt.
what happened was i felt someone fanning me from behind; turned around and saw this guy leering at me.
THEN HE TUGGED AT MY BIKINI STRAP HOPING IT WOULD FALL OFF.
hallo?! do u think i'm some retard who doesn't know how to wear a bikini SECURELY??!!!
$#@^$#@ shithead.
then he grabbed me and kissed my back.
i gasped and stared at him, all furious. of course, being all cowardly, he beat a hasty retreat. after all, he got his way already.
tamade. TAMADE.
TAMADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and guess what? the guys with me did NOTHING. absolutely nothing.
why? coz they were all freaking making out coz all the girls were drunk.
i'm sooooo disgusted right now. i think i'd feel safer with the 3 of you than with the 3 pansies that were there copping some.
yes, i am majorly pissed off.
F**K, i say.
wakey wakey
ladies,
after a month (or so) hiatus, we are baaack for our next meet up.
d: december ninth twothousandandsix saturday
v: mcdonalds at centrepoint
t: tenbloodythirty in the morning
following our artery blocking breakfast, we'll head down to the reopened national museum of singapore. pls bring your student pass if you wanna pass as a student (wah wordplay wor)
viewing of the galleries should not be more than fifteen dollars; students get fifty percent off.
please try hard not to be late babes. mel and i will try harder.
word of the day
colleague: (with finger too close to nose for it not to look gross) wah so pain! my nose got another pample!
today's word of the day is brought to you by yaya papaya, a darling colleague aged 27, malaysia-born, chinese-educated and who has a one-year old son.
previous words of the day: vulgularities (vulgarities), giao-wer (jewel) and jerak (jelak).