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BLOOD! BLOOD! everywhere!!!!

greetings, sweetums!!

i am lame.

seriously! i was playing with my kids from cell and i had a freak accident which involved...

- blood spraying
- me going into shock and puking all my internals into a cardboard box
- a right slipper full of blood
- me almost fainting from the sight (i have never seen so many stars in my life)
- a 2 cm gash across my big toe (when i bent it i could see the whitish layer; the tendons i think?)
- a trip to A&E at CGH
- no crying though i needed FREAKING A LOT OF STITCHES AND 101 JABS (tetanus, local anaethesia; u all know i hate jabs.)
- some crying after everything was over

er yeah, that's about it. so i don't know how i'm going to celebrate my birthday now. AHHHH WELL.

can we postpone shopping? i can't wear shoes for about 3 weeks coz i have a really fat wrapped-up big toe.

There

  1. Blogger frisky | 11:41 PM |  

    vivien!!!! what in the hell happened u penguin? gosh. i know u are alright but im sure its traumatising. and yes, we can postpone shopping but we cant postpone dinner on ur bday yar?