<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024</id><updated>2012-01-03T12:47:57.412+08:00</updated><title type='text'>family.</title><subtitle type='html'>It's funny, isn't it, how sometimes your true family are not your flesh and blood?

They are the people you meet throughout the your life, who have proved themselves to you. 

The same people whom you've grown to love, who love you equally in return and are always there for you.

Life becomes easier with them...

It is difficult to remember what your life was like before you met them.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>166</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-6489714462893059597</id><published>2007-10-21T15:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-10-21T15:20:22.380+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;"&gt;i miss you girls! let's meet up soon babes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-6489714462893059597?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/6489714462893059597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=6489714462893059597&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6489714462893059597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6489714462893059597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-miss-you-girls-lets-meet-up-soon.html' title=''/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-6070144585424312284</id><published>2007-09-20T16:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-20T16:42:55.236+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Office.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;Something is wrong with the Indian Boss.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;He keeps finding fault with me. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;What the fuck is his problem.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;Or maybe it is really me. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;Really me that is screwing up big time being a Manager.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#6600cc;"&gt;na-beh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-6070144585424312284?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/6070144585424312284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=6070144585424312284&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6070144585424312284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6070144585424312284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/09/office.html' title='The Office.'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-1783539442133034128</id><published>2007-09-02T00:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T18:19:46.176+08:00</updated><title type='text'>FI-NA-Frickin-LLY</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;tongues have danced with wordless music. ;) when are we meeting again ladies?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-1783539442133034128?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/1783539442133034128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=1783539442133034128&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/1783539442133034128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/1783539442133034128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/09/fi-na-frickin-lly.html' title='FI-NA-Frickin-LLY'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-101461954422010167</id><published>2007-08-25T15:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-08-25T15:41:29.460+08:00</updated><title type='text'>bored, brainless and breasts</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;frisky and i are lying in my bed waiting to meet the rest of you guys and thought we should blog.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;about being bored, the brainless and breasts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;we're bored, frisky's execs are brainless, and apparently, their breasts are huge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;the end.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;ps/ frisky: ho boring wor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-101461954422010167?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/101461954422010167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=101461954422010167&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/101461954422010167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/101461954422010167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/08/bored-brainless-and-breasts.html' title='bored, brainless and breasts'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-8121228100771604682</id><published>2007-07-10T17:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T17:33:07.815+08:00</updated><title type='text'>this is SO BIZARRE</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NIGbhPLZmjY"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NIGbhPLZmjY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425" width="80%"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-8121228100771604682?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/8121228100771604682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=8121228100771604682&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/8121228100771604682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/8121228100771604682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-is-so-bizarre.html' title='this is SO BIZARRE'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-8734588887854504021</id><published>2007-07-02T23:41:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T23:53:57.128+08:00</updated><title type='text'>explicit content not suitable for my blog...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;but i know you girls will dig this little 'faux pas'... enjoy!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;Ms. Moo (@) says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;i suddenly miss u like CRAP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;Ms. Moo (@) says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;ok i am going to wash my panties and then call u&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;the&gt;&lt;/the&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;the&gt;later in the conversation...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/the&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;Ms. Moo (@) says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;ok i go wash manties&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;diremeow says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;i have good taste&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;Ms. Moo (@) says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;diremeow says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;MANTIES?!?!?!?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;ZOMG?!?!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;Ms. Moo (@) says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;SHIT!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;%@$%$@#&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;diremeow says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" &gt;HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING SOMETHIGN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;Ms. Moo (@) says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;/afk&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-8734588887854504021?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/8734588887854504021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=8734588887854504021&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/8734588887854504021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/8734588887854504021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/07/explicit-content-not-suitable-for-my.html' title='explicit content not suitable for my blog...'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-5822636786545659321</id><published>2007-06-30T12:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-06-30T12:25:57.376+08:00</updated><title type='text'>check it out!!! A MONTAAAAGE!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;omg i finally know how to do it and i am extremely excitable right now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;babes, just download Picasa (Google) and they have a super easy to use montage creator. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;*excited*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;i am so glad i have a geeky boyfriend. you guys are welcome to tap into his geekiness if need be.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;MONTAAAAAAAAGE NUMBER 1!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/24th%20with%20the%20girls/collage.jpg" border="0" width="100%" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt; MONTAAAAAAAAGE NUMBER 2!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/24th%20with%20the%20girls/collage1.jpg" border="0" width="100%" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-5822636786545659321?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/5822636786545659321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=5822636786545659321&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5822636786545659321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5822636786545659321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/06/check-it-out-montaaaage.html' title='check it out!!! A MONTAAAAGE!!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/24th%20with%20the%20girls/th_collage.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-3751810577926834982</id><published>2007-05-29T20:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-29T20:05:43.875+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#333399;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;im sorry things didnt turn out the way it should have.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#333399;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#333399;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;things will get better. there is no way to go but up.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#333399;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;be strong.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;be safe.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-3751810577926834982?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/3751810577926834982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=3751810577926834982&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/3751810577926834982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/3751810577926834982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/05/im-sorry-things-didnt-turn-out-way-it.html' title=''/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-9136312722826434388</id><published>2007-05-24T13:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T14:15:35.327+08:00</updated><title type='text'>lunch time conversation</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#660000;"&gt;We were having lunch and my designer got herself an orange/celery juice. All seven of us at the lunch table, recoiled in disgust at the thought of the awful combination.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#660000;"&gt;And it is when the most mind boggling lunch conversation took place.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;E1: Orange juice and celery? Why so weird one? But celery juice got taste meh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;E2: Of course lar. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;E1: How does it taste like?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;color:#990000;"&gt;E2: Like celery lar!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#660000;"&gt;All of a sudden, my bowl of bland mee soto is most interesting. And looking at the Bosses reactions, I reckon their kway chaps and wanton mee are tastier than it was a 20secs ago.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-9136312722826434388?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/9136312722826434388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=9136312722826434388&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/9136312722826434388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/9136312722826434388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/05/lunch-time-conversation.html' title='lunch time conversation'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-5388445754128148561</id><published>2007-05-07T01:09:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T01:10:58.145+08:00</updated><title type='text'>WELL, no surprises here:</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bg style="color:#dddddd;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-size: 14pt;font-family:Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif;" &gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Most Like Charlotte!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#eeeeee"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whichsexandthecityvixenareyouquiz/charlotte.jpg" height="100" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are the ultimate romantic idealist&lt;br /&gt;You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love.&lt;br /&gt;If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever.&lt;br /&gt;And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Could be very serious - if you play your cards right!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whichsexandthecityvixenareyouquiz/"&gt;Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;ok, it's your turn now!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-5388445754128148561?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/5388445754128148561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=5388445754128148561&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5388445754128148561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5388445754128148561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/05/well-no-surprises-here.html' title='WELL, no surprises here:'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-1006033649599685357</id><published>2007-05-06T23:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T23:24:32.652+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i cannot wait to camwhore!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;against sunsets and the sea, WOOHOO!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;ok babes i will be leaving my house in *gasp*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;5 HOURS!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;and then will be snorkelling in phuket from mon-wed, and shopping in bangkok from thurs-sun.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;be back on sunday, 11plus pm. no worries, if got natural disaster/anything newsworthily shocking, u can call my mum and then ask her how to get me coz i've got my phone (with her sim card) with me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;OKIE DOKIE! time to sleep. packing has made me sleepy and grrrrr-umpy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-1006033649599685357?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/1006033649599685357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=1006033649599685357&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/1006033649599685357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/1006033649599685357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-cannot-wait-to-camwhore.html' title='i cannot wait to camwhore!!!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-4582323573066795319</id><published>2007-04-30T09:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T09:04:36.152+08:00</updated><title type='text'>it's the 30th!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;"&gt;hey angel! happy birthdayyyyyyyyyy! :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-4582323573066795319?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/4582323573066795319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=4582323573066795319&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/4582323573066795319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/4582323573066795319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/04/its-30th.html' title='it&apos;s the 30th!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-5825697002544590594</id><published>2007-04-29T15:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-29T15:33:29.001+08:00</updated><title type='text'>bare under there!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;I'M STILL NOT USED TO IT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;but... i have to say it was the most hilarious part of the whole day. our dear friend (you know who you are) screamed so much my waxer and i nearly died laughing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;wish you were there too mel - it really isn't that bad. she's just a (bald) chicken.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;*snigger*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;anyway guys... thanks for spending the day with me. i love you all so much. each and every one of you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;photos up soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-5825697002544590594?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/5825697002544590594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=5825697002544590594&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5825697002544590594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5825697002544590594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/04/bare-under-there.html' title='bare under there!'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-2286984037920909781</id><published>2007-03-13T15:21:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-15T13:38:40.753+08:00</updated><title type='text'>secret's out</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;instead of keeping silent and blowing up, you burst out laughing and gawk at disbelief.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;you have no idea how relieved i am babe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;again, i apologise for not being friend enough.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;totally foolish.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;love you. heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#663366;"&gt;p.s. and the rest of you can now exclaim "TOLD YOU SO!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-2286984037920909781?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/2286984037920909781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=2286984037920909781&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/2286984037920909781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/2286984037920909781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/03/secrets-out.html' title='secret&apos;s out'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-843690455217068582</id><published>2007-03-07T09:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-07T09:58:43.451+08:00</updated><title type='text'>and so it is</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;it has finally hit me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;there are finally tears.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;i thought i would never experience that feeling.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;you know, that feeling where someone reaches in, grabs your heart and wrenches it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;yes, it literally hurts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;four years.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;gone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;just like that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;how can it be so easy and difficult at the same time?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;i knew i had to pay someday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-843690455217068582?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/843690455217068582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=843690455217068582&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/843690455217068582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/843690455217068582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-so-it-is.html' title='and so it is'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-6709123876950294596</id><published>2007-03-02T10:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T10:52:53.611+08:00</updated><title type='text'>we love you and are here for you</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"&gt;whenever you might need it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"&gt;*hug*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-6709123876950294596?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/6709123876950294596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=6709123876950294596&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6709123876950294596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6709123876950294596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/03/we-love-you-and-are-here-for-you.html' title='we love you and are here for you'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-1439675659447383218</id><published>2007-02-28T14:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-28T14:58:00.314+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Meet Soon Please!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;haven't seen you girls in what feels like YONKS.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;hope everyone's doin' alright... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Feline: how's your project coming along? (when is it going to end feels like bleeding ages)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Flirt: wanto hear all about the guy you met in Frankfurt! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Flabby: i don't believe your nickname is still flabby. you're become anything but! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;when does Flirt get back from flying next? lets meet up then :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-1439675659447383218?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/1439675659447383218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=1439675659447383218&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/1439675659447383218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/1439675659447383218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/02/meet-soon-please.html' title='Meet Soon Please!'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-463762021360992149</id><published>2007-01-31T13:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T13:56:34.611+08:00</updated><title type='text'>thank yous, sorrys, i love yous</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;thank you angel. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;thank you for taking care of me that fateful night.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;thank you mel.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;thank you for coming all the way down from rouge just to find me in the sorriest state.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i dont know why i didnt control my intake.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i dont know why i cant stop bawling.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i dont know why i called so many of you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i dont know what i said to all of you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i dont know when messages begin to expose themselves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i dont know why i did it in the first place.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;im sorry angel.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;sorry for ruining a night out. your night out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;sorry for puking on you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;sorry for putting you in a spot you never wanted to be.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;im sorry mel.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;sorry for making you abandon rouge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;sorry for babbling whatever to you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;sorry that i can truly tell you how i feel, only when im drunk.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;i love you all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;****&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;im sorry.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;i dont know what happened.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;i dont know why i did it.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;i still love you. alot.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;be strong.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;we will get through this.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-463762021360992149?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/463762021360992149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=463762021360992149&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/463762021360992149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/463762021360992149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/01/thank-yous-sorrys-i-love-yous.html' title='thank yous, sorrys, i love yous'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-8620508168422175433</id><published>2007-01-22T23:30:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T23:35:32.918+08:00</updated><title type='text'>sundays at eight, channel five</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold; font-family: lucida grande;font-size:100%;" &gt;next time we meet, remind me to tell you guys of my family's reactions when we were watching "The Dance Floor" last sunday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-size:100%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold; font-family: lucida grande;font-size:100%;" &gt;yup. time we all tuned in ;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-8620508168422175433?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/8620508168422175433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=8620508168422175433&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/8620508168422175433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/8620508168422175433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-at-eight-channel-five.html' title='sundays at eight, channel five'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-54740644514786237</id><published>2007-01-11T11:56:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-11T14:40:00.660+08:00</updated><title type='text'>over the hill</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;mel is twentyfour.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;mel is twentyfour.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;mel is twentyfour.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;HAPPIE BIRTHDAY MS BEGUM!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff6600;"&gt;with a new job, new year and spanking new jacket, what more can a girl ask for besides good company?&lt;br /&gt;mel, we hope that you are adjusting well to the globe trotting and trolley pulling.&lt;br /&gt;please give us a call anytime when you need us, doesnt matter where you are.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we heart you.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;from all of us here in rain/shine/rain singapore.&lt;br /&gt;we'll see you next week. set a date!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-54740644514786237?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/54740644514786237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=54740644514786237&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/54740644514786237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/54740644514786237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/01/over-hill.html' title='over the hill'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-5029910248729070618</id><published>2007-01-09T10:39:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T10:49:20.935+08:00</updated><title type='text'>bigbuttbegum</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;for all our convenience, here is mel's schedule for Jan 2007.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;her off days are as follows:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#999999;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;2nd, 3rd, 6th and 7th&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;16th, 17th, 18th&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;22nd&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;25th and 26th&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;boy, you are away for 8days man. hopefully you are gonna do okay babe.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;we are definitely gonna head out on the 16th dear! let us know what you wanna do, if not we will do the honours.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;angel and viv, we need to get her pressie some time this week. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-5029910248729070618?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/5029910248729070618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=5029910248729070618&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5029910248729070618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5029910248729070618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2007/01/bigbuttbegum.html' title='bigbuttbegum'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-4807912470934029425</id><published>2007-01-08T10:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-01-08T17:48:47.750+08:00</updated><title type='text'>you are logged in</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#003300;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;hello? testing 123.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;---&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hokay ladies..&lt;br /&gt;i am in! like, finally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;okay, i dont know what to blog about. i've been typing, entering, backspacing, deleting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;of course i have many things to talk about, just that because of all forms of limitations (ie. laziness in blogging and issue sensitivity), i can't reallie blog about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i am so loss for words babes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;writer's block.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i will be back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so much for getting a google acct and beta-ed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-4807912470934029425?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/4807912470934029425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>jingle bells, batman smells...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;merry christmas dears!! :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;mel, do try to make it for dinner later pls pls pls pls plssss? *puss in boots eyes*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-7310547663864552543?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/7310547663864552543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=7310547663864552543&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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georgia; font-weight: bold;"&gt;...but i don't think i'll be flying SIA on that Hong Kong trip we talked about previously! The Hong Kong Trade Development Council didn't call me. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold;"&gt;neither did that publishing guy. who i met for a third interview last thursday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold;"&gt;pah. there goes my chance to see Mel in action going "good morning sir/madam, welcome to SIA" and "would you like the chicken or fish", and "thank you for flying SIA" etc etc. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold;"&gt;and there goes my chances of pretending to be a foreigner and saying: "ooh! can you preese take peekchure for me with this SIA girl? *points to mel*" hurhurhur.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold;"&gt;mel. stop laughing and thanking your lucky stars. there will be other chances.... *begins plotting evil plan* &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold;"&gt;muahahaha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-6616256588800752004?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/6616256588800752004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=6616256588800752004&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6616256588800752004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/6616256588800752004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/12/maybe-i-jinxed-it-by-talking-about-it.html' title='maybe i jinxed it by talking about it...'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-5886840604462510107</id><published>2006-12-13T15:02:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T15:15:25.499+08:00</updated><title type='text'>have a shopaliciously good time!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;okay, i know i'm late but i was busy all last night and had a press conference this morning so i couldn't post this, but...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;we'll miss you our dear overspender friend (xw) who's going to singaporean's other orchard road oops i mean Bangkok!! don't blow yer budget!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;hope you actually get to read this while you're there. if you still are the compulsive work-email-checker that i know you to be, then you should be reading this.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;oh, and i hope the MNG stores in Bangkok are having sale too. ah. gone are the days where we'd queue like mad and MNG-hop on the first sale-day. time to muscle up to the post-work crowd this time around! (will still keep a lookout for your bag, don't worry.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;ta!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-5886840604462510107?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/5886840604462510107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=5886840604462510107&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5886840604462510107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/5886840604462510107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/12/have-shopaliciously-good-time.html' title='have a shopaliciously good time!'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-2713054137635377026</id><published>2006-12-10T12:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-10T12:28:29.934+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm SO angry.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;well, guess what? zouk out was the shittiest thing ever.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;i got fecking grabbed by some ang moh - and the worse thing was... i was too shocked to kick him where it hurt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;what happened was i felt someone fanning me from behind; turned around and saw this guy leering at me. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;THEN HE TUGGED AT MY BIKINI STRAP HOPING IT WOULD FALL OFF.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;hallo?! do u think i'm some retard who doesn't know how to wear a bikini SECURELY??!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;$#@^$#@ shithead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;then he grabbed me and kissed my back. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;i gasped and stared at him, all furious. of course, being all cowardly, he beat a hasty retreat. after all, he got his way already.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;tamade. TAMADE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"  &gt;TAMADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;and guess what? the guys with me did NOTHING. absolutely nothing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;why? coz they were all freaking &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;making out&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt; coz all the girls were drunk.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;i'm sooooo disgusted right now. i think i'd feel safer with the 3 of you than with the 3 pansies that were there copping some.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;yes, i am majorly pissed off. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;F**K, i say.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-2713054137635377026?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/2713054137635377026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=2713054137635377026&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/2713054137635377026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/2713054137635377026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/12/im-so-fecking-angry.html' title='i&apos;m SO angry.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116554504278084854</id><published>2006-12-08T10:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-08T10:35:24.060+08:00</updated><title type='text'>wakey wakey</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ladies,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;after a month (or so) hiatus, we are baaack for our next meet up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;d: december ninth twothousandandsix saturday&lt;br /&gt;v: mcdonalds at centrepoint&lt;br /&gt;t: tenbloodythirty in the morning&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;following our artery blocking breakfast, we'll head down to the reopened national museum of singapore. pls bring your student pass if you wanna pass as a student &lt;em&gt;(wah wordplay wor)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;viewing of the galleries should not be more than fifteen dollars; students get fifty percent off.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;please try hard not to be late babes. mel and i will try harder.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116554504278084854?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116554504278084854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116554504278084854&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116554504278084854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116554504278084854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/12/wakey-wakey.html' title='wakey wakey'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116529190369313495</id><published>2006-12-05T12:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-05T16:09:08.926+08:00</updated><title type='text'>word of the day</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;colleague: (with finger too close to nose for it not to look gross) wah so pain! my nose got another &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;pample&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt; today's word of the day is brought to you by&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://purplepanties.blogspot.com/2006/09/rantypanty.html"&gt;yaya papaya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;, a darling colleague aged 27, malaysia-born, chinese-educated and who has a one-year old son.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;previous words of the day: vulgularities (vulgarities), giao-wer (jewel) and jerak (jelak).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116529190369313495?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116529190369313495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116529190369313495&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116529190369313495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116529190369313495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/12/word-of-day.html' title='word of the day'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116436375228003805</id><published>2006-11-24T18:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-24T18:25:22.006+08:00</updated><title type='text'>OUTRAGE! IT'S AN OUTRAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;*sputter*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;it's the specs lor!!!!!!!! and why the heck is a malay chee ko pek IN THERE??!!! wts?!??!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;i don't care. i am doing one WITHOUT THE SPECS.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" &gt;... ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" &gt;well, it's done. click &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?database=1&amp;temp=625c66545eroxy03&amp;amp;server=Server30&amp;startYear=1800&amp;amp;endYear=2005"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;here&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" &gt;, dammit. grrrrrrrr.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116436375228003805?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116436375228003805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116436375228003805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116436375228003805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116436375228003805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/outrage-its-outraaaaaaaaggeee.html' title='OUTRAGE! IT&apos;S AN OUTRAAAAAAAAGGEEE!!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116435592202246990</id><published>2006-11-24T16:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-24T16:13:29.653+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm so sorry viv</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;*snigger*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);" href="http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=295a6654fg12bg08&amp;server=Server10&amp;amp;database=1&amp;startYear=1800&amp;amp;endYear=2005"&gt;click here to see what's so funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;oh, and don't forget to click on the little arrow beside the Gender: All text to see the rest of the faces!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;teeheehee i'm so going to die for posting this. :P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116435592202246990?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116435592202246990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116435592202246990&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;our dear friend finally gets to put on her tight fitted kebaya, slap on her thick foundation and pull her little SIA luggage on board the flight to sydney tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;mel, as mentioned, we are all damn bloody proud of you. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;proud of you for stepping away from a wearing job.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;proud of you for going through the hedious interviews and height tests.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;proud of you for being patient through the long and ardious "we will call you" periods.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;proud of you for showing us your not-so-glamorous SIA pass and need for a push-up bra.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and most of all, proud of you for fulfilling your own dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;so go, flash your megawatt smile and ask if the chee ko pek wants chicken or fish for his dinner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we love you.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116419246709076861?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116419246709076861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116419246709076861&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116419246709076861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116419246709076861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/great-way-to-fly.html' title='great way to fly'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116416439345034434</id><published>2006-11-22T10:37:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T11:01:44.400+08:00</updated><title type='text'>dilly-dilly-do</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;more gems from pilates class - this time not from the aunties we were telling you about, but rather our (very likely gay) instructor. we were supposed to work our abs by lowering our bodies slowly downward from a seated position.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;instructor: okay everybody, curl your spine into a 'C', then go down &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;slowdilly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;...yessss, that's right. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;slowdilly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt; ah... if you can, go very very &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;slowdilly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;. if you can, try to curl up into a sitting position also. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;slowdilly! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;i think i worked my ab muscles more by controlling my laughter than doing the exercise.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;btw, xinwei, everytime you don't come for class, i ache like mad. he made us do pushups! i think i haven't done pushups in a gazillion years.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;meet in december babes - after mel returns!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116416439345034434?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116416439345034434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116416439345034434&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116416439345034434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116416439345034434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/dilly-dilly-do.html' title='dilly-dilly-do'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116376639986907229</id><published>2006-11-17T20:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T20:26:39.883+08:00</updated><title type='text'>in the craze of james blonde</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;mr paul's idiotic quote of the day:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000099;"&gt;The name is Paul. Just Paul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;hahaha&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#000099;"&gt;-_-"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116376639986907229?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116376639986907229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116376639986907229&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116376639986907229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116376639986907229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/in-craze-of-james-blonde.html' title='in the craze of james blonde'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116367430695325714</id><published>2006-11-16T18:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T18:58:05.136+08:00</updated><title type='text'>xinweixinweixinwei!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/HP5teaser1.jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" border="0" width="100%" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116367430695325714?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116367430695325714/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116367430695325714&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116367430695325714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116367430695325714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/xinweixinweixinwei.html' title='xinweixinweixinwei!!!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116356365192724415</id><published>2006-11-15T11:53:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-15T12:11:04.330+08:00</updated><title type='text'>hands up!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Raise your hand if you are guilty of not visiting this blog as often as you ought to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;meekly, i raise mine.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i think i can see mel's hand from here as well :)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;well, i definitely do not see paul's hand. haha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;so yes, i just found out a week after, that dearest viv changed the template. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;thanks babe. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*feels viv's squinted eyes on me*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i love you. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;heh. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i love you lar, stop staring.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116356365192724415?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116356365192724415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116356365192724415&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116356365192724415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116356365192724415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/hands-up.html' title='hands up!'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116291407761578446</id><published>2006-11-07T23:37:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-07T23:47:21.876+08:00</updated><title type='text'>brand spanking new!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"  &gt;hey girls i changed the template coz apparently our other template had loopholes and was 'leaky' which made our computers vulnerable to viruses...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway that was what alvin said, so better be safe than sorry?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also, when i tried to add a comment in the noon my laptop nearly crashed after entering the blog. GAH.  i was quite scared!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so new template! i hope u guys like it coz i took like... 2 hours? squinting at the html code (junk) trying to decipher everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anything weird or with broken links please lemme know ok? coz i think i might want to go change my own blog now, hahaha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND YES LET'S MEET UP SOON! :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116291407761578446?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116291407761578446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116291407761578446&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116291407761578446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116291407761578446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/brand-spanking-new.html' title='brand spanking new!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116261787070042344</id><published>2006-11-04T13:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-11-04T13:24:30.713+08:00</updated><title type='text'>meet soon?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116261787070042344?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116261787070042344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116261787070042344&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116261787070042344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116261787070042344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/11/meet-soon.html' title='meet soon?'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-116185332364319515</id><published>2006-10-26T16:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-10-26T17:05:20.300+08:00</updated><title type='text'>whoops</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"&gt;despite its hilarity, the previous hilarious post has been removed, because i have so unforgivingly forgotten certain sensitivities that have to be respected. sorry! that being said, if you want to find out what was so hilarious about the hilarious post, let me know, and i will gladly relive the hilarity of the post on a separate, less hilarious medium. :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"&gt;nonetheless, photos of xinwei's 23rd at Grand Copthorne are on our flickr page on the left.(finally!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-116185332364319515?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/116185332364319515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=116185332364319515&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116185332364319515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/116185332364319515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/10/whoops.html' title='whoops'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115915823505648952</id><published>2006-09-25T12:21:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-25T12:23:55.073+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy birthday!</title><content type='html'>even tho' we had to say it many times during the watergame, we'll say it again:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY XINWEI!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love you many many, thanks for being the one who's always there (with comfort food or just tissue) when we need you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;try to remember to remove bra before showering in complete drunken-ness tonight! :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115915823505648952?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115915823505648952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115915823505648952&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115915823505648952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115915823505648952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-birthday.html' title='Happy birthday!'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115863198857447162</id><published>2006-09-19T10:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-19T10:13:08.903+08:00</updated><title type='text'>This Saturday</title><content type='html'>Grand Corpthorne Waterfront guys. All other options were fully booked (damn those IMF-ers who are extending their stay). With my mum's help, its about the same price as Gallery, or perhaps slightly cheaper, so not much worries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love birthdays. Such a great excuse to be extravagant. ;) Wish you could stay too, Mel! We'll load up on the alco before you have to fast. Heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of alco, who has what they can bring? I have 2 bottles of Vodka, half a Malibu and one Choya, but I'm not sure if I can bring all cuz I'll be at the Turf Club with Dennis and Family before then.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115863198857447162?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115863198857447162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115863198857447162&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115863198857447162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115863198857447162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/09/this-saturday.html' title='This Saturday'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115803420209108057</id><published>2006-09-12T11:58:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-12T12:12:16.936+08:00</updated><title type='text'>As the last of us hits 23...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"&gt;keep your 23rd free, my friends. we're going to celebrate our dear Flabby's 23rd birthday. (yes dear, 23, not 19.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"&gt;ideas include doing a hotel/party thing again - which we will split with the birthday girl according to... however broke feline is.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"&gt;if you think about it, getting a room makes things cheaper: this way, we can save on alcohol (because we're bringing our leftovers) and get drunk in the hotel room, party (if so desired) and not have to cab back home. if we do go to coco then we can get the chop before 10 and not pay cover.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"&gt;*i'm so cheapskate*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"&gt;haiyah, excuse the money-saving talk: i'm super broke this month.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);"&gt;keep yer 23rd free!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115803420209108057?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115803420209108057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115803420209108057&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115803420209108057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115803420209108057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/09/as-last-of-us-hits-23.html' title='As the last of us hits 23...'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115747420243788906</id><published>2006-09-06T00:34:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T00:36:42.486+08:00</updated><title type='text'>to flirt:</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CONGRATULATIONS!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we're so glad you made it through the 101 tests and screenings! now just for another few hundred exams, you'll soon be up in the skies! along with hopefully not so bitchy colleagues. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;XD&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;*hugs*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115747420243788906?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115747420243788906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115747420243788906&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115747420243788906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115747420243788906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/09/to-flirt.html' title='to flirt:'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115704114721836263</id><published>2006-09-01T00:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T00:19:07.300+08:00</updated><title type='text'>my moral dilemma</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sometimes, i really hate sitting down in the train, coz after you get all settled in, an elderly stands in the vicinity... and you just &lt;em&gt;have&lt;/em&gt; to stand up to give up your nicely warmed seat and see them perched at the edge of it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sidetrack: i really don't get why aunties can't just SIT on the darn seat. it's like 'ooh, hot - cannot sit, later whatever disease the person has will infect me through &lt;em&gt;gas&lt;/em&gt;.' ARGHHH. *anal*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;anyway, i'm not the kind that will just pretend to sleep, or pretend they're not there. i just... can't do it!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;that's why my brain exploded yesterday.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;the train started getting crowded at bedok. i was doing my quiet time (QT) as usual, so i didn't notice anything until i was done. guess what? an elderly was near me! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;left brain: &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;aiyah, but i was feeling comfy leh. and everything is on my lap - mp3, handphone, Bible, bag, jacket...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;right brain:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;later the poor uncle fall down!!! and you dare say you have a Bible in your hands too!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;so i started to pack my things... and then an elderly lady squeezed into my view.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;oh shit. now, who to give my seat to??&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;erm, erm, erm... &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;as my brain slowly weighed the pros and cons ('he came first!' 'but she's an ah ma! supposedly weaker' etc) the train reached kallang. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and then another ah pek came in and stood next to the first ah pek and ah ma.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i gave up. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i sat back and pretended to sleep.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115704114721836263?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115704114721836263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115704114721836263&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115704114721836263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115704114721836263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/09/my-moral-dilemma.html' title='my moral dilemma'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115622009077892811</id><published>2006-08-22T12:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-22T14:07:10.326+08:00</updated><title type='text'>all in a day's work</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9966;"&gt;9am pow wow session at ikea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as i drag my feet to ikea from queenstown station, i fantasize about the breakfast menu and what hearty swedish delights will entice my tastebuds this morning. i arrive at ikea 10mins before 9 (i've been amazingly early since i started work, while the other two arrive at almost 10 everyday).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;j dressed in the top that i have, troops in 15mins later. however, my attention wasn't on the familiar top, it was on the gucci bag she has in tow. a new one no less. which begs me to ask exasperatingly&lt;em&gt;,"fwah lau eh. another one?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;if you are keeping count, it's:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3 LV bags&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 Gucci bags&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1 LV Wallet&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1 Gucci Wallet&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1 Cartier watch&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and the most recent addition, a Tag Heuer Monaco &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;*peers at my fake balenciaga bag* &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;sigh, i need a raise.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;i want i want i want i want i waaant&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115622009077892811?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115622009077892811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115622009077892811&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115622009077892811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115622009077892811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/all-in-days-work.html' title='all in a day&apos;s work'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115583535090462285</id><published>2006-08-18T00:37:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-18T01:54:11.626+08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Letter</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;Dearest Facility,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;How have you been? I heard things aren't going that well with the in-laws. My sincere condolences to your in-laws. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;I'm sorry that you are only able to gush at the baby calender your thoughtful sister-in-law (SIL) got you and not at a real &lt;em&gt;oh-my-gosh-he-is-so-cuuute&lt;/em&gt; baby of your own. We all know how much you love babies. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;I'm disappointed to find out that you did not invite me to the bitchfest you've been organising in conjunction with the one your spouse is holding. Heard that you two were battling for your mother-in-law's attendance to the not so exclusive festival. Man, she must have felt &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; comfortable in the position you two put her in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;Oh, how's your weight management? I hope you've managed to lose the pounds you've always wanted to. But alas, reliable sources have told me you are far from reaching your ideal figure. Do not depress! I'm sure you will find ways to console yourself. You know like put down your slender and youthful SIL. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;Speaking of your SIL, remember how you used to treat her like your own? Yeah, whatever happened to that? Is it the hormone pills you've been taking or do you just need someone younger to pick on to make yourself feel better? Maybe you should carry your non-authentic fake luxury bag and go hang out with your not-so-pretty friends, because that's what SIL does (except that she actually carries a authentic fake luxury bag (which is much &lt;em&gt;much &lt;/em&gt;better made) and hangs out with drop-dead gorgeous girls with fantastic personalities to boot). Never mind girl, because according to you, she's gonna look hagard very soon with that super slim face of hers. You know what, you should just binge more and puff up your face so much that you will never encounter that problem!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;Before i end off, have I ever told you I absolutely &lt;em&gt;adore&lt;/em&gt; your name. It's like so totally easy to recall! And it runs off the tongue so smoothly, as if i'm reciting the multiples of two. I'm sure your father-in-law would agree with me since he's been calling you Facility since Day One.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;Write to me soon yar? Unless of course you are too busy plotting against your next victim.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#9999ff;"&gt;XOXOXO&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115583535090462285?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115583535090462285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115583535090462285&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115583535090462285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115583535090462285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/letter.html' title='A Letter'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115578665790004767</id><published>2006-08-17T11:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-17T11:53:00.756+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i have become the ugly friend of the pretty girl.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;so. as many of you know, a certain member of the family is currently teaching at the college we all went to. not surprisingly, she knows many of the teachers that used to teach us. i just don't know who she's talking to:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;her: "oh! you know, none of the teachers in College remembers your name, haha."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;me: (i know that was a blatant lie, because our ex history/council teacher and my lit teacher have spoken about me with her before) "is it? really? i low profile mah."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;her: "yah! but when i describe ExFriend they know who she is leh!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;me: "...mmf." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;her: "and THEN they go: OHHH... you talking about the one always with the sweet sweet pretty girl, is it? yeah i think i remember her."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;somebody shoot me. or shoot her. or shoot us both. i will not be the pretty girl's ugly sidekick! grargh!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115578665790004767?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115578665790004767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115578665790004767&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115578665790004767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115578665790004767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/i-have-become-ugly-friend-of-pretty.html' title='i have become the ugly friend of the pretty girl.'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115494010473949031</id><published>2006-08-07T16:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-07T16:41:44.753+08:00</updated><title type='text'>don't this bring back memories for u, angel? :D</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hello, my name is XXX. I am a &lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;fresh man&lt;/span&gt;. My matriculation number is UXXXXXXX. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I want to ask, where can I appeal? I want to learn English in semester 1 because my English is so bad. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Because I am lucky enough to get QET Band 4 and I have to learn ES1301 in semester 2. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;However, if I learn English in semester 2, I will not handle the heavy academic load in semester 1. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So could you help me to pre-allocate ES1301 to my course? I am really eager to study English in semester 1. Thanks. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;At last&lt;/span&gt;, my contact number is XXXXXXXX.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;hahaha i love this guy. *pinch*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115494010473949031?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115494010473949031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115494010473949031&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115494010473949031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115494010473949031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/dont-this-bring-back-memories-for-u.html' title='don&apos;t this bring back memories for u, angel? :D'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115493613362003973</id><published>2006-08-07T15:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-07T15:35:33.640+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i know what u guys mean when u say they have the same sense of humour.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ok my prof from ntu is called prof zb, and this was an email that i was supposed to send to thank him, but i passed it by alvin first...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;below is his version:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-----------------------------------------------------&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;Dear Z to the B,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Alvin and I would like to thank you for allowing us to undergo training at your lab. The training provided was really useful, and puts us in great stead to continue our research in NUS. We're currently beginning cultures in NUS while trying to adhere to the techniques taught to us as closely as possible, and we hope that we'll soon be able to proceed to doing the microarray stages&lt;br /&gt;back at NTU&lt;br /&gt;Thanks, once again, and we hope that we did not impose too much on you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cheerios, Z to the B!&lt;br /&gt;V to the I to the V to the I to the E to the N and Alvin &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i was tickled for... a full 10 minutes? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;heehee.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115493613362003973?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115493613362003973/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115493613362003973&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115493613362003973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115493613362003973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/i-know-what-u-guys-mean-when-u-say.html' title='i know what u guys mean when u say they have the same sense of humour.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115475501581260955</id><published>2006-08-05T13:14:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-05T13:16:55.840+08:00</updated><title type='text'>A.L.I.A.S.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i just barely caught the last ep of alias... and guess what? FREAKING CLIFFHANGER. AGAIN!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sydney n vaughn were gonna get married&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;then just as they were driving, vaughn says he's got stg to tell sydney coz he doesn't want secrets between them&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sydney says 'well as long as you're not gonna tell me you're one of the bad guys.' &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;then she gives the haha face &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;vaughn turns to her and says 'well, it depends on which perspective you're looking at.' &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sydney goes serious and gives him the 'OMG, WHAT.' look &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;vaughn says 'it wasn't a coincidence i was your handler when you left sd6. and neither a coincidence when i came along and told you about sd6.' &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*pause* &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;'as a matter of fact, my name isn't even michael vaughn.' &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sydney's horrified &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and as vaughn was about to continue &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;... &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*BANG!!* &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CAR ACCIDENT. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115475501581260955?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115475501581260955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115475501581260955&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115475501581260955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115475501581260955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/alias.html' title='A.L.I.A.S.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115468492780104794</id><published>2006-08-04T17:33:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-04T17:48:47.816+08:00</updated><title type='text'>my mother</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;altho' i am a fan of gayle nerva (from singapore idol, who's already out of the competition), i must admit that she kinda reminds me of our used-to-be-very-close friend who now only contacts us when her bday is nearing. you know who i'm talking about.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;me: i like gayle! but i think she looks like ExFriend.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;mum: HUH! ExFriend is so much prettier!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;me: .... hmm... okay la...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;mum:*on a roll* ExFriend is so sweet! and she's such a good girl! she's so nice, and so... just so sweet! so much sweeeeeter and prettier than gayle....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;she actually continued, but i stopped listening after the third "sweet".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;i know some of you guys may find this story slightly familiar, but it just happened again, during this week's Singapore Idol. NOW i really wanna show her the pictures i found of ExFriend online.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;mum: why aren't you close to ExFriend anymore huh? she's such a good influence.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;ohhhhhhhhhhhh if only she knew. *bites back tongue*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115468492780104794?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115468492780104794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115468492780104794&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115468492780104794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115468492780104794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-mother.html' title='my mother'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115468395681399869</id><published>2006-08-04T17:27:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-08-04T17:32:36.826+08:00</updated><title type='text'>live from the budget terminal</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#339999;"&gt;woah. budget terminal is indeed on a budget. their budgets are so tight, even their check-in counters work manually ie. no pc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#339999;"&gt;i digress. alrighty girls... i will be whisked away to bangkok and phuket in a few minutes with mr ng. i hope there will be no squabbling during our 8 day trip. oh and just in case you wanna know, i'm having  my period. d'oh!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;color:#339999;"&gt;buh-byeeee!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115468395681399869?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115468395681399869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115468395681399869&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115468395681399869'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115468395681399869'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/08/live-from-budget-terminal.html' title='live from the budget terminal'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115405199891589666</id><published>2006-07-28T09:56:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-28T10:01:13.190+08:00</updated><title type='text'>First of August</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;Dinner! Drinks! Coffee! Shopping! Choose your favourite post-work activity, or suggest a different one! I really don' t mind anything as long as we meet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 153);"&gt;Suggestions, please :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115405199891589666?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115405199891589666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115405199891589666&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115405199891589666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115405199891589666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/07/first-of-august.html' title='First of August'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115346325681713280</id><published>2006-07-21T14:21:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T15:38:49.223+08:00</updated><title type='text'>money no more</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;after my rendevous with the company, the adventure with my dad and the cash buffet my mum is constantly requesting for.. my savings are totally wiped out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;somewhere out there is an empty safe. all empty and shiny.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff9966;"&gt;i cannot help but to feel miserable. bah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115346325681713280?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115346325681713280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115346325681713280&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115346325681713280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115346325681713280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/07/money-no-more.html' title='money no more'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115279683653804897</id><published>2006-07-13T21:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-13T21:21:14.340+08:00</updated><title type='text'>heeelp!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;was fiddling around with our blog settings and somehow the links to all of your blogs disappeared. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;color:#99ffff;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffff33;"&gt;blog gurus out there, pls help little one in rectifying the problem..&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115279683653804897?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115279683653804897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115279683653804897&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115279683653804897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115279683653804897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/07/heeelp.html' title='heeelp!'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115250635676241588</id><published>2006-07-10T12:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-10T12:41:13.930+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Whooooops</title><content type='html'>Erm. I was fiddling around with my photobucket over the weekend and might have, possibly (okay, very obviously) done something wrong which screwed up our previous template.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one temporary lah okay?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not that I'm trying to save my ass, but it was about time we changed our template, anyways. Heh.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115250635676241588?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115250635676241588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115250635676241588&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115250635676241588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115250635676241588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/07/whooooops.html' title='Whooooops'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115199250361558514</id><published>2006-07-04T13:53:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-07-04T13:55:03.626+08:00</updated><title type='text'>and the Yeo family troops...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;... back to the hospital.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;mummy's in surgery this evening to remove a lump excess in her shoulder and repair a ligament. pray for us!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115199250361558514?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115199250361558514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115199250361558514&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115199250361558514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115199250361558514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/07/and-yeo-family-troops.html' title='and the Yeo family troops...'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115115908468411580</id><published>2006-06-24T22:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T22:26:12.610+08:00</updated><title type='text'>health education, anyone?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;there is a not fine but thick line between being a cleanliness freak and watching your personal hygiene. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;i am a cleanliness freak but i also take the pleasure of watching my personal hygiene (naturally). &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;meaning i wash my hands (with soap) after my number 1 and 2. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;meaning i wash my hands after i pick up the doggies' number 1 and 2. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;meaning i wash my hands regularly (c'mon the government is also telling us to wash our hands regularly!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;so, you using the tissue to pick up the doggie's poo poo doesn't give you the excuse of not cleaning your hands.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;also, not washing your hands after you did your deed ("but i didn't touch my there!") is just wrong.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;maybe some of us should take health education as a major in uni.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;p.s. no prizes for guessing who i'm referring to in my post above.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115115908468411580?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115115908468411580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115115908468411580&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115115908468411580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115115908468411580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/06/health-education-anyone.html' title='health education, anyone?'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115096648393483251</id><published>2006-06-22T16:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-22T17:03:04.263+08:00</updated><title type='text'>we find time</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;amidst badly injured toe, trying friendships, mango sales, pain in the ass projects and clients... we find time to celebrate.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAPPIE 23rd BIRTHDAY DARLING VIVIEEEN&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LOVE YOU MANY MANY :)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6600cc;"&gt;we'll shop for shoes and much more when your big toe is no longer errr.. big? *snigger*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115096648393483251?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115096648393483251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115096648393483251&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115096648393483251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115096648393483251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/06/we-find-time.html' title='we find time'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115051314814064777</id><published>2006-06-17T10:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-17T10:59:08.160+08:00</updated><title type='text'>BLOOD! BLOOD! everywhere!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;greetings, sweetums!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i am lame.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;seriously! i was playing with my kids from cell and i had a freak accident which involved...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- blood spraying&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- me going into shock and puking all my internals into a cardboard box&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- a right slipper full of blood&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- me almost fainting from the sight (i have never seen so many stars in my life)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- a 2 cm gash across my big toe (when i bent it i could see the whitish layer; the tendons i think?)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- a trip to A&amp;E at CGH&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- no crying though i needed FREAKING A LOT OF STITCHES AND 101 JABS (tetanus, local anaethesia; u all know i hate jabs.)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;- some crying after everything was over&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;er yeah, that's about it. so i don't know how i'm going to celebrate my birthday now. AHHHH WELL.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;can we postpone shopping? i can't wear shoes for about 3 weeks coz i have a really fat wrapped-up big toe. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115051314814064777?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115051314814064777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115051314814064777&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115051314814064777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115051314814064777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/06/blood-blood-everywhere.html' title='BLOOD! BLOOD! everywhere!!!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-115007350245560191</id><published>2006-06-12T08:50:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-12T08:51:42.470+08:00</updated><title type='text'>another cop-out post</title><content type='html'>blogging from the airport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;seeyall in a coupla days babes, beijing here i come!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-115007350245560191?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/115007350245560191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=115007350245560191&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115007350245560191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/115007350245560191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/06/another-cop-out-post.html' title='another cop-out post'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114975533571993321</id><published>2006-06-08T16:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T16:28:55.733+08:00</updated><title type='text'>houston, we have a problem.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;so... all that's happening should not be swept under the carpet.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;would like to give everyone a call but will be away for camp till sunday. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sigh.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;will call u guys soon!! *smoochies*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114975533571993321?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114975533571993321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114975533571993321&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114975533571993321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114975533571993321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/06/houston-we-have-problem.html' title='houston, we have a problem.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114913393208069233</id><published>2006-06-01T11:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-01T11:52:12.096+08:00</updated><title type='text'>*hears a pin drop*</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;OH WHAT HO, WOE BETIDE! What a dead blog!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Have we seriously become too busy with our own lives (and personal blogs) to come together and post a little something on this one?? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I talk big only. I also nehh post wut. Heh. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;ANYWAY. i've finally come up with something to write here. Here goes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Because it is the start of a new month, and I have more space to upload photos on flickr (damn that policy, flickr should really change it), up goes the rest of the oh-so-drunken photos from Paul's 23rd that night at Rouge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I'm quite efficient right? right?? First of June and I upload them. *takes unnecessary bow*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Get ready for silly poses, illegal smooches and alcohol-induced sleepy eyes! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Photos that-a-way--------&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114913393208069233?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114913393208069233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114913393208069233&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114913393208069233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114913393208069233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/06/hears-pin-drop.html' title='*hears a pin drop*'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114822543636285302</id><published>2006-05-21T23:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-21T23:35:29.633+08:00</updated><title type='text'>we can go for our dress party now!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i got a dress!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5870/1253/1600/IMG_6484.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5870/1253/200/IMG_6484.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;all for... $2.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i love bazaars!! let's go out one afternoon all dressed in frocks, shall we? :D&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114822543636285302?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114822543636285302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114822543636285302&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114822543636285302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114822543636285302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/05/we-can-go-for-our-dress-party-now.html' title='we can go for our dress party now!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114646993189362649</id><published>2006-05-01T15:37:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T15:52:11.906+08:00</updated><title type='text'>New nickname for our fellow friend??</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Thanks guys, for the presents, the brunch, and more importantly, the years of friendship and support that I'm sure will be here for a long long time to come.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Ah. I think I have to issue a little warning: I do think I am getting a little sappy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Seriously tho'... Just sitting around with you guys is probably the most comfortable times in my life. No nonsense, no pretenses. And that we can talk about everything (and I mean, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;everything &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;*cringe*) and even let each other know, straight out, what we think of each other's situations. No sugar-coating.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;To YOU, who kena jialatjialat from the rest of us during brunch, know that we're only saying all this because we love you, and if we don't give you a reality check, you can be sure that nobody will. Don't worry too much about what you're doing or who you're becoming - we've all been there, and done that (yes, we have, each to our own extents), so you know there's no judging. :P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Chin up dear, you'll find your own way, with us all standing right behind you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;AIYARRRRR I told you I was getting sappy right?  Bleah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Ok, on a not-so-sappy note, you know that I have nicknames for some of my girlfriends on my blog right? (Shopaholic Girlfriend, Moet Girlfriend etc) Well, it was debated earlier, that I nickname you, as well. Guess what nickname was suggested??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Girlfriend, Unleashed. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;Hahahahahhaaha.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114646993189362649?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114646993189362649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114646993189362649&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114646993189362649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114646993189362649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/05/new-nickname-for-our-fellow-friend.html' title='New nickname for our fellow friend??'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114439995315503813</id><published>2006-04-07T16:41:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T11:28:47.693+08:00</updated><title type='text'>ack</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Oh, this happened a coupla weeks ago and I totally forgot to tell you all/blog about it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I was at some event launch and this guy tried to pick me up! It was SOGROSS.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Y’see, it was held at Brewerkz, so obviously, there was alcohol at the event. He couldn’t have already been drunk cuz it was like, 15 mins after the drinks were brought out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Anyways, I was taking my goodie bags and trying to rush the hell outta there, when he blocked my path and said:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-weight: bold;"&gt;“Ladies are made up of water.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Yes, I had the exact same “huh” look on my face as you do right now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Mind you, he was standing veryclose to me. I tried to wipe the WTF look off my face, took a step back and replied, “I believe all humans are made up of 70% water.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;“&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I thought ladies are made up of beer more than men are made up of beer,”&lt;/span&gt; came his reply. Wtf?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;It was then that I noticed that his face was red and his eyes were half-shut. DRUNK AT A PRESS CONFERENCE? I thought.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I nodded (what I hope was) politely and muttered “uh huh”. Then I tried to side-step past him. But he blocked me again. “You leaving so soon? You should have a beer, since women are made up of beer.” It was then that I realised it was a pick-up line.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Yea, I’m slow, but hey, it was a damn lousy pick-up line, can?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;I shrugged my shoulders and rehashed my lame “I have another appointment” excuse, all the while trying to cover my (little) breasts with my hands/handbag/goodiebags from his disgusting, roving, leery eyes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;So he said he’d contact me “for a chat” since I was “in sucha big hurry”. Damnit, this policy of exchanging namecards when people meet sucks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;Today, he emailed me, with the subject heading “Nice to Meeting you”. Wow. If I wasn’t put off by his bad pick-up line at the event, his lousy engrish would’ve done the trick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;“We did not have the pleasure of quantity in time for the meeting. It was too rash to understand further, except I understand that there was another function for you. Hope it was a more justified one, or we will have to meet for a more quality time.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;*click* delete.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114439995315503813?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114439995315503813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114439995315503813&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114439995315503813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114439995315503813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/04/ack.html' title='ack'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114312746981620229</id><published>2006-03-23T23:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T23:24:29.836+08:00</updated><title type='text'>hello babees</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;well, i don't mind bangkok IF I HAD THE MONEY.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;boo. you guys get to go for company sponsored trips! imagine labs sending me out for 'business' trips...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;'hey, vivien, we are sending you out to xxx country. there's a case of bird flu and we need &lt;em&gt;samples&lt;/em&gt;.'&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;life-threatening danger! noooooooo~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;haha, anyways, this is odd, coz i'm blogging here and on my own blog &lt;em&gt;at the same time&lt;/em&gt;! what an experience! wow!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i think i'm going nuts. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114312746981620229?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114312746981620229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114312746981620229&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114312746981620229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114312746981620229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/03/hello-babees.html' title='hello babees'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114310794812589461</id><published>2006-03-23T17:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-23T18:00:27.253+08:00</updated><title type='text'>hear ye hear ye</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;i know i've already told xinwei this, and she's probably the only one who really cares, but did you know they have a full, flagship JIMMY CHOO boutique in bangkok?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;how could they have one in bangkok and not one in Singapore? i just. cannot. comprehend.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;was excited at seeing the outside of the store, but then when i realised that there is not a pair of JCs sold in Singapore, i was incensed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;incensed, i tell you!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;anyway, the Kate Spade there was on half off! didn't buy anything cuz they didn't have anything i wanted (even tried shoving more than one of my namecards into the wallet picture holder, but didn't work) and the zara and mango are a little less than they are in Singapore.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;next trip, maybe? we could do both chatuchat for cheapcheap things and paragon (the mall with the JC boutique) for others. i know i have at least one other kaki amongst us four who doesn't say "no" to bkk :D &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;meet soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114310794812589461?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114310794812589461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114310794812589461&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114310794812589461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114310794812589461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/03/hear-ye-hear-ye.html' title='hear ye hear ye'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114149603707921919</id><published>2006-03-05T02:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-03-05T02:13:57.096+08:00</updated><title type='text'>monthly therapy.</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;alrighty, so we're meeting this wednesday at 7pm, sakura at far east yeah?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;i &lt;em&gt;cannot &lt;/em&gt;wait to see u guys. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114149603707921919?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114149603707921919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114149603707921919&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114149603707921919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114149603707921919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/03/monthly-therapy.html' title='monthly therapy.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114077622521343650</id><published>2006-02-24T17:57:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-25T11:19:00.426+08:00</updated><title type='text'>young children nowadays</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;Tammy NYP, for the uninitiated, is this girl - can't say she's the brightest crayon in the box, but poor thing nonetheless - who video-ed herself and her boyfriend having sex, lost her phone and how has her sex videos posted all over the far reaches of the internet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;Young children these days.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;okay seriously, don't pose nude/take sexy videos for ur other half. because relationships can turn sour and a lot of guys pretty much are jerks (cept paul and dennis). break up with them and the next thing you know you're plastered all over the internet. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;secondly, even if you want to do it, don't lose your phone. why? finding a phone: $200. finding a phone with a sex video in it: priceless. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;anyways, here are some websites that are all over it: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;" href="http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2006/02/dumbass_student.html"&gt;mrbrown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;, the ever funny &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;" href="http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/02/kuching_also_go.php"&gt;kennysia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt; and last but not least, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;" href="http://rockson.blogspot.com/"&gt;rockson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;. please don't open rockson's page if you're in the office or unless you're SURE there's nobody behind you, because the first thing you see is a.. uhm, fully erect male reproductive system. its DAMN funny, nonetheless. rockson's post, i mean, not the..uh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; aiyar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114077622521343650?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114077622521343650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114077622521343650&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114077622521343650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114077622521343650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/02/young-children-nowadays.html' title='young children nowadays'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114076478270582411</id><published>2006-02-24T14:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-24T15:08:18.493+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Recommended</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;Once upon a time, Paul has a friend. His name is Gao. Lionel Gao. I must say, he is one guy that cracks me up with his crazy antics, witty remarks and retarded pics he posts, like the one below: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/1600/1292046417174m.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/1600/1292046417174m.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/1600/1292046417174m.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/320/1292046417174m.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;The first time i saw this pic, i almost died laughing at my cubicle! It's disturbing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;Moving on...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;With the blog being a "must have" on almost everyone's list, Gao decided to set up a blog few months ago (gaothebao.blogspot.com), he named it "A Hobbit's Tale". Rationale being he is has hobbit's feet, complete with hair and he is not exactly the tallest around, contrary to his name.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;I'm calling out to you girls to check out &lt;a href="http://gaothebao.blogspot.com"&gt;his blog&lt;/a&gt;. Cuz it's all relatively funny and you know I don't read blogs often enough but this one cheers me up every now and then (you can skip his posts on Mac/iPod/Apple, it's irrelevant to us PC users. Gao is such an Apple Slut).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000099;"&gt;Check out his latest adventure at the gym!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114076478270582411?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114076478270582411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114076478270582411&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114076478270582411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114076478270582411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/02/recommended.html' title='Recommended'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-114050577390269003</id><published>2006-02-21T14:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-21T16:39:21.123+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i.have.been.tagged</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 jobs you've had in your life&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;tutor to two indian kids trying to master mandarin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;tailor assistant to mum&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;sales assistant to tannlines&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;events executive&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 movies you could watch over and over&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;my best friend's wedding&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;keeping the faith&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;charlie's angels part one&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;brokeback mountain (even though i've only saw it once, but i know i can watch it over and over)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 TV shows you love(d) to watch&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;F.R.I.E.N.D.S (i can say the next line faster than any of the friends)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;Sex and the City&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;Ally McBeal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;CSI&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#009900;"&gt;Can I pls list more shows? 4 is so NOT enough. I feel like i'm being bias! i don't care.. here goes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#009900;"&gt;Lost&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#009900;"&gt;Alias&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#009900;"&gt;The O.C.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#009900;"&gt;I dream of Jeannie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#009900;"&gt;Frasier&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 places you've lived&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;hougang&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;ang mo kio&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;pasir ris&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;seng kang&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 places you've been on vacation to&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;australia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;the states&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;myanmar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;taiwan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 places you would rather be&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;new york&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;the banyan tree&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;spain (just so i can finally hold a proper conversation in spanish with someone)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;paul's room&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 of your favourite foods&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;anything vegetable-ly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;xiao long bao&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;pasta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;anything dessert-y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 websites you visit daily&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wikipedia.org"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;www.wikipedia.org&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.delias.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;www.delias.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ebay.com.sg"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;www.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;ebay.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;.sg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gettyimages.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;www.gettyimages.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4 tagged&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://gaothebao.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;jon ong &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://gaothebao.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;gao&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://uncle-boring.livejournal.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;ke&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;e&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://pinkie-pig.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;x&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;i&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;ao&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;h&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;u&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;i&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-114050577390269003?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/114050577390269003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=114050577390269003&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114050577390269003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/114050577390269003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/02/ihavebeentagged.html' title='i.have.been.tagged'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113998530037622755</id><published>2006-02-15T14:30:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-15T14:35:00.400+08:00</updated><title type='text'>whats a stupid idea?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: georgia;"&gt;flowers on valentine's day.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: georgia;"&gt;like seriously. paying over a hundred bucks for something that'll last her all of four days (if you're lucky) just isn't smart.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: georgia;"&gt;put that money into buying her a new gucci keyring. or agnes b cardholder. or hell, even new heels from novo will do.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: georgia;"&gt;she'll still love you just the same.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: georgia;"&gt;or maybe, even more.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113998530037622755?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113998530037622755/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113998530037622755&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113998530037622755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113998530037622755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/02/whats-stupid-idea.html' title='whats a stupid idea?'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113920738517145600</id><published>2006-02-06T14:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-02-06T14:29:45.193+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Attn: Mr Norton</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/1600/ktfposter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/320/ktfposter.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/1600/en.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2867/1358/320/en.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;EDWARD NORTON, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113920738517145600?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113920738517145600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113920738517145600&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113920738517145600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113920738517145600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/02/attn-mr-norton.html' title='Attn: Mr Norton'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113864035928963299</id><published>2006-01-31T00:34:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-31T01:03:58.793+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i told you so</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#333300;"&gt;as expected girls, the following did happen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#333300;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#333300;"&gt;there i was standing away from my rowdy relatives; letting my boisterous granny and aunty aunties gossip loudly about my uncle (briefly: he just came outta the closet after being married for 25years). out of the corner of my eye, i saw my ah-ma observing me and i knew it was coming...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;*in teochew*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;ah-ma: &lt;strong&gt;WAH! AH XINWEI! YOUR WAIST IS ACTUALLY QUITE THICK HOR!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;*uncles, aunties, cousins, gf/bf of cousins and maids swivelled their heads immediately*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;aunty: &lt;strong&gt;YAR HOR! ABIT LAR!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333300;"&gt;(i was thinking: please, when u say "yar hor", do not try to salvage your "yar hor" with the "abit lar")&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6600;"&gt;uncle: &lt;strong&gt;NOT THAT BAD LAR, IT'S IN PROPORTION TO HER HIPS WHAT&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;someone please pass me a machine gun now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113864035928963299?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113864035928963299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113864035928963299&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113864035928963299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113864035928963299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-told-you-so.html' title='i told you so'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113810730389609854</id><published>2006-01-24T20:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T20:55:20.830+08:00</updated><title type='text'>xinwei - HAPPY girl</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;eh i think it's because you've never been in a girls' school, so u never really entered the 'who do i love more? boys? or girls?' zone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hence all the repression is surfacing. but please pick guys. or paul will be sad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(omg maybe he'll get so paranoid he'll find ways and means to please u. yay, &lt;del&gt;happy&lt;/del&gt; fun times ahead!) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113810730389609854?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113810730389609854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113810730389609854&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113810730389609854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113810730389609854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/xinwei-happy-girl.html' title='xinwei - HAPPY girl'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113806878810299557</id><published>2006-01-24T10:04:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T10:20:07.426+08:00</updated><title type='text'>a little morning drool-fest</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;did u watch the VSFS last night?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;i saw the second half!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;the girls are how hot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;i know!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;hyperventilating la&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;thats why&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;giselle's body is like.. PHOAR. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;neverending legs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;but she looks kinda old&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;the biggest is tyra..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;she does look a bit fat... i think its the big boobs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;but she's not reallie big, you know...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;the tummy also..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;just bigger size lah, her tummy's still quite flat!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;my gosh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;but reallie, the girls tummy are how taut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;TATS WHY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;and not all of them have abs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;just, slim&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;yeah. and when they walk.. no jiggling thighs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;and their butts are how nice!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;so smalllll and perky&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;yarrr in those cute undies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;hahaha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;we sound lesbian&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;i know. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;i think im a closet one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;*patpat* i think we all are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;ssiiigh. so hot so hottt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;*fans self*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;*oggles*'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;phew! and they are all gorgeous.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;bambina.  says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;their faces i mean&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;tortoise and hare kinda slow    says:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;yeah! they all have the same hair&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113806878810299557?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113806878810299557/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113806878810299557&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113806878810299557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113806878810299557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/little-morning-drool-fest.html' title='a little morning drool-fest'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113806677495304684</id><published>2006-01-24T09:34:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-24T09:39:35.013+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i may be slighty happy</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Watching the Victoria Secrets Fashion Show last night gave me flashbacks of those girls at the strip club.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*looks afar*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*imagines tan, tone bodies. no thong-cuts-into-hips kinda fat*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;how hot. how hot. HOW HOT?!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113806677495304684?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113806677495304684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113806677495304684&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113806677495304684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113806677495304684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/i-may-be-slighty-happy.html' title='i may be slighty happy'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113755054721610934</id><published>2006-01-18T10:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T10:15:47.243+08:00</updated><title type='text'>so much for free booze, glamour shots and getting pampered by media whores.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;boss: we got an invitation to a new club opening on thursday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt; me: (tries not to sound excited) oh... really? *flippant*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt; boss: yeap. too bad we're not an entertainment magazine. if not i'd send you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt; me: ................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: georgia; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"&gt; i probably sound like a suaku 5-year-old, but that would've been &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"&gt;so&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"&gt; carrie in SATC! with her three wonderful friends decked out in fabulous clothes, of course. ;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"&gt;LATER:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"&gt;*phone rings, call gets transferred to boss*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;Boss: oh yes... i just got it... no, i'm sorry it has no relevance to the magazine, so i regret not sending anyone... *fake laughs* no sorry, we can't make it... thanks anyway, bye.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;me: .....so! *offhanded* who was that?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;Boss: the club people lah! asking whether we're going.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;me: (forced laughter) what did they say when u said it isn't relevant? that we can go down anyway? (tries to chuckle, to show how i think these people are so pushy)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;Boss: yeah la, never give up, these people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;me: ................ *buries head in hands*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113755054721610934?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113755054721610934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113755054721610934&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;because i have forgotten when vivien's don't-ask-me-out-i'm-busy days are (friday and WHAT again?) i'm just going to ask here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;when you all free i want to meet up! *jumps up and down* howsabout some b&amp;j ice cream, because suaku me hasnt been to the b&amp;amp;j ice cream parlour yet??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;y'know, i actually wrote BJ ice cream instead of B&amp;J... then when i read through it again realised how SICKadoodle that is. can u imagine? gross. hur hur.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;SO! i'm not free monday and tuesday night thats just about it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;okay, there's a reason why i'm sounding like vivien WHOOPS i mean so hyper. i've had about 3 cups of coffee and me haaaands are shakin. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" &gt;lemmie noe!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113721388835089731?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113721388835089731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113721388835089731&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113721388835089731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113721388835089731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/coffeehiiigh.html' title='coffeehiiigh'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113703431635691914</id><published>2006-01-12T10:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-12T10:51:56.416+08:00</updated><title type='text'>today is 12 Jan</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#996633;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and my chocolate calender says,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Chocolate is made from cacao beans. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Beans are legumes and as such are vegetables.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Eat your vegetables. they're good for you.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663300;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#996633;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;viv, eat some chocolate, you'll feel better.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113703431635691914?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113703431635691914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113703431635691914&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113703431635691914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113703431635691914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/today-is-12-jan.html' title='today is 12 Jan'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113682817223331891</id><published>2006-01-10T01:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T01:36:14.820+08:00</updated><title type='text'>it's your dai ji.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ok i retract all the anger. no la, it's just the guy's loss. and i will continue hanging out with this bunch, so to the girl?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DEAL WITH IT.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113682817223331891?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113682817223331891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113682817223331891&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113682817223331891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113682817223331891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/its-your-dai-ji.html' title='it&apos;s your dai ji.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113682510574299236</id><published>2006-01-10T00:27:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T00:51:02.636+08:00</updated><title type='text'>i can't stand her.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ARGHHHH! mel, u remember the girl i was bitching about during jam n hop (last time), and i was so afraid she overheard me?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SHE'S A ... HORRIBLE PERSON!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ok maybe she's not, but, wah lau, i've had it. i &lt;em&gt;cannot&lt;/em&gt; understand her at all. seriously, some girls, i just dislike. and i don't know why, though i hardly talk to her, she can just irk me so &lt;em&gt;bad&lt;/em&gt;. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;argh argh argh argh argh *fume*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;basically, i'm just no longer &lt;em&gt;allowed&lt;/em&gt; to hang with her boyfriend. who's someone i consider my pal. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and i'm pissed because everything adds up, and i have nobody to hang with in school now. why? why??? because she has &lt;em&gt;issues&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i'm damn sian.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;like, what the HECK, it's not as if we rendezvous everyday without me checking to see if she's ok whenever we go swimming at my place. and i've recently ALWAYS invited other people along so she wouldn't have anything to worry about. and it's not my fault he never really asked, though i always reminded him to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;this makes me so irritated because her friggin ultimatum means i can't even hang out with his bunch of friends (another 2 guys) and i'm just... CUT OFF. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;WHAT BLOODY RIGHT DOES SHE HAVE? STUPID PIECE OF ARGGHHH!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;i'm so pissed right now my hands are shaking.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113682510574299236?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113682510574299236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113682510574299236&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113682510574299236'/><link rel='self' 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153);"&gt;sorry i'm going to be missing your birthday mel... but you guys have fun and Must Celebrate, even tho' we're All turning you-know-what-number. maybe if you're not on your no-alcohol thing, i'll buy another bottle of sth and we can celebrate when i get back, haha :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;love u byee!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113677118271266477?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113677118271266477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113677118271266477&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113677118271266477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113677118271266477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2006/01/ta-rahhh.html' title='ta rahhh~'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113644017493223772</id><published>2006-01-05T13:45:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-01-05T13:50:48.543+08:00</updated><title type='text'>gloomy days</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;yoo hoo~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;so. :D &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i'm extreeeeeemely bored at work. *yawn*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ooh my lunch is here!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;just for u xinwei:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*~**~byeeezz~**~*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(LoLx)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113644017493223772?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113644017493223772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113644017493223772&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113644017493223772'/><link 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style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"&gt;Integration by Bio-technology and traditions agriculture we develop new century functional major food for eastern people. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"&gt;We has adopted cutting edge biotechnology facilities that involved no artificial chemical element to produce our very own *product name*. The process involved extraction of beneficial substance from specific brown rice and further enhancing the "vitality". &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"&gt;If we say *product* is living, brown rice is sleeping, white rice is death. So you need the *product* nutritional value in 21 century.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 102, 51);"&gt;We want to keep the *product* is delicious and more safety, so we keep into a vacuum package. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;i think after i read that last sentence (only mid-way thru the press release), i fainted. no friends, there are NO typos in the above extract. i'd wanted to bold out the words/sentences that are grammatically wrong or make no sense, but then, I'D BE BOLDING THE WHOLE THING.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ackkkkkkkajwoiheoirhcerna&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113574201116340035?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113543792289949825</id><published>2005-12-24T23:20:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T23:25:22.923+08:00</updated><title type='text'>MERRY CHRISTMAS!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;angel's probably at midnight mass now.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;anyways! merry christmas! and xinwei the song was unnecessary. $1400???? incredibly... little. if it's combined. i think not right? xinwei u spend like there's no tomorrow and grab whatever that's 'so PREEETTEE'. haha!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ok just to wish u guys a merry christmas, and 'happy new year' i'll reserve for next week. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WELL. if ever there's a tsunami in singapore (rumour is rife) and we don't survive till gift exchange day... just know that i love you guys. and i'm a pessimistic screw up. boo.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113543792289949825?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113543533281184830</id><published>2005-12-24T22:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T22:42:12.813+08:00</updated><title type='text'>back</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;guess who's back, back again&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;xinwei and mel's back &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;tell your friends&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;JOLLY CHRISTMAS TO Y'ALL!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;p.s. we bought loads for u guys lehh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#009900;"&gt;p.p.s. total damage for melbourne trip - $1400ish &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113543533281184830?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113543533281184830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113543533281184830&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113543533281184830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113543533281184830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/12/back.html' title='back'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113540557596245194</id><published>2005-12-24T14:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T14:26:15.980+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Merry Christmas friends!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;hello my dears!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;ignoring xinwei's little erotica post just below, i would just like to wish everyone a &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;M&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;E&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Y&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;C&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;H&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;S&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;T&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;M&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;S&lt;/span&gt; (even if you dont celebrate, its a good excuse to party, as if we ever need one) and a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;kick-ass &lt;/span&gt;new year (with not too much drama).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;annnnnd, to remind everyone, our little secret santa gift exchange shall take place on the 30th at mortons. i'm not working, so i'll go and secure us some seats first.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;i have a feeling there'd be lots of updating that day.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;miss you all muchess, hope the trip was nothing but excellent for mel and xw, and that you guys came back with bulging suitcases, stuffed stomachs and uhm, not too empty wallets. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;*hug all around*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113540557596245194?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113540557596245194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113540557596245194&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113540557596245194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113540557596245194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/12/merry-christmas-friends.html' title='Merry Christmas friends!'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113510086582146632</id><published>2005-12-21T01:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-12-21T01:47:46.146+08:00</updated><title type='text'>long time coming</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;waddahell,why the dead blog? a dead blog actually reflects badly on our friendship u know.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;whatever it is, here's a new post from down underr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;*mel and xinwei waves franctically*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;wanna do a run down on what we've been up to, but i guess it's better for us to share it with u guys when we meet up. however, i must blog abt today's experience though...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;mel and i got our first lap dance at a strip club today.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;ohmigod.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;there were 3 of them, one for mel, janice and myself. chairs were placed in a semi-circle, so we can have a strip-a-go-round. we got ourselves comfortable.. my heart thumping and butterflies slowly evolving into birds..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;music starts. this stripper A in a red dress is 1foot away from me starts taking off her dress. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;dancing and twisting along with the music in her bra and panties. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;*thinks, woah her boobs are damn pert*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;she takes off her bra and her boobs are still in the same position! i tell u they are sooo fake and round! like balloons! and off goes her undies.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;*thinks, okayy im seeing hair and all these private parts are so near me*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;miss balloon kneels down and grazes her boobs at my crotch.. all the while i had this spastic smile on my face and thinking ohmigodohmigod i can feel her plastic boobs through my jeans. (mel got the same treatment and was wearing a mini, hahah)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;next thing i know, her boobs then her lovely ass was like 5 cm away from my nose! i stopped breathing (just in case)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;okay, next stripper B prances over.. takes my hand and puts it on her waist. ooo, so soft and smooth... im a lil turned on. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;she leans over and her nipples are thisfaraway from my face and i cant hold my breath much longer so breathed in, she smell so sweet and cheap. i feel like touching her all over. sigh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;by this time, im starting to feel like a lesbian.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;my turn with stripper3 and she's same old same old.. all this time i have this smile on my face. with my boss sitting next to us, enjoying the girl-on-girl action.. eeee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;by the time, the dance was over.. i stood up and i had jelly legs. it was definitely an eye opener. we saw other girls stripping for other men around.. there's this damn fine one, she did the spread eagle and i was like, woah. i haven't even seen mine before! next thing, she lifted both her legs and rest them on the guy's shoulders, providing with a full blown view of her uh-hum.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;im still in awe and will wanna visit the club again! i heard we are visiting the ladies strip club (read: men stripping) tomorrow.. woohoo. we'll see we'll see.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113510086582146632?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113510086582146632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113510086582146632&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113510086582146632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113510086582146632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/12/long-time-coming.html' title='long time coming'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113340754506086702</id><published>2005-12-01T11:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T11:25:45.570+08:00</updated><title type='text'>thailand: the land of smiles.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;and it really is, you know. the people are so hospitable (thanks dennis for giving me this word when i was searching for it) and WARM. just, so warm.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;anyways. i'm back. truth be told, i missed singapore, somewhat. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;just a little cheesed off as (many of you know already) i only had one hour to zip to a shopping centre and back to the hotel, changed and ready. but yes, i managed to get hold of the purpose of my trip: the balenciaga bag. in chocolate, because the white was rather ahlian.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;but then the rest of the trip made up for it in leaps and bounds as they took us (64 international delegates from 16countries and 140 thai participants) to many a cultural show and we all had vip treatment.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;seriously. vip treatment is the way to go. checking in half an hour before departure time and lounging in the vip room before going to the plane 5 mins before take-off is the life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;but anyways, we were even brought to the paddy fields and i tried my hand at harvesting and milling rice! which was really an amazing experience. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;so amazing that i might consider finishing up all my rice from now. because its really, really backbreaking work in scorching sun. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;either that, or i shall skip rice, altogether and opt for noodles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;in other news, i would like to kill my (person from the office). welcoming me back to work this morning was a hugeass pile of work and an amazing amount of corrections made to my stories. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;i don't understand why she would change my wordings, and then UNDERLINE them and go "angeline, pls check the facts. this seems wrong" like hello. of course its wrong you biatch. thats because you've changed the RIGHT facts in my wordings to some weird nonsense in yours.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;grr.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113340754506086702?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113340754506086702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113340754506086702&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113340754506086702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113340754506086702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/12/thailand-land-of-smiles.html' title='thailand: the land of smiles.'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113334665203833056</id><published>2005-11-30T18:25:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-30T18:30:52.080+08:00</updated><title type='text'>hellooo</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;hi girls!! haven't blogged here in awhile (but neither has mel heh.) yeah... typed so much on my pink blog i don't really know what to put here so...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*waves*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;are we meeting? is thursday (tmr haha) good? i'm broke tho so food has got to be cheap. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;actually i don't know why i typed this when i know after i log off i'm gonna msg u guys the EXACT same thing. hmm. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;bo liao i guess.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113334665203833056?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113334665203833056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113334665203833056&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113334665203833056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113334665203833056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/hellooo.html' title='hellooo'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113326887191083865</id><published>2005-11-29T20:45:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-29T20:57:18.966+08:00</updated><title type='text'>a post to angel and vic</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i did it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i ordered "&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000667GKA/102-7905328-2607343?v=glance&amp;n=130&amp;amp;amp;amp;%5Fencoding=UTF8&amp;amp;v=glance"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;Fat to Firm Fitness Ball Workout for Dummies&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;" DVD from amazon.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ala Jane Fonda work out video here i come! Bwaahahahahha&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4, 3 more, 2 more and 1, dooown..&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113326887191083865?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113326887191083865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113326887191083865&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113326887191083865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113326887191083865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/post-to-angel-and-vic.html' title='a post to angel and vic'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113290515718269801</id><published>2005-11-25T15:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-25T16:00:19.296+08:00</updated><title type='text'>so many things to buy so little moola</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#006600;"&gt;for those who heard, mel and i will be heading down to melbourne in 3 weeks. an all expenses paid 8-day trip.. well i exagerrate, its actually just flight/accomodation/transport that are being covered. i doubt anyone is willing to cover my shopping expenses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway, its all a well-deserved break. can't wait to just busk under the melbourne sun (with SPF 130 of course!) and do some much needed retail therapy. the melbourne pro, laine is passing me a much needed list of to-dos, to visit and to-shop. thanksss babe. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;all may sound fun and dandy so far, however there is just a teeny-weeny problem i'm facing (or rather ALL of us always have to battle with): money no enough ah. i realised, as i venture into the working society, it is difficult to scrimp and save. expensive meals and standard cab trips are part and passel of my job.. esp when mel and i have bosses who lavish in good food and drinks. so it's really not my fault that the "money no enough" bell keeps going off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;okay okay, so i admit i do spend quite a bit on bags. and shoes. and clothes. but reallie please.. what do you expect? for me to report to work naked?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*client meeting scenario pops into my head*&lt;br /&gt;my boss: hi, im dylan and this is my colleague, xinwei.&lt;br /&gt;me: hi! im xinwei and these are my breasts, paparoti and rotiboy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i digress. sooo.. to earn back 30-50% of what i spend on shopping ( think im being ambitious here), im going to click on the SELL tab on yahoo!auctions for start. first item to go would be my black birkis. anybody interested?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113290515718269801?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113290515718269801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113290515718269801&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113290515718269801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113290515718269801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/so-many-things-to-buy-so-little-moola.html' title='so many things to buy so little moola'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113255263974627452</id><published>2005-11-21T13:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-21T13:57:19.760+08:00</updated><title type='text'>goblet of fire not so great?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;hello harry potter-heads. ( am so itching to call you all happy-potheads)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;yes, i'm excluded, because even tho i love the shows, i don't read the books. ;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;anyways, i don't know if you guys who have read the book enjoyed the movie, but our dear famed singapore-blogger Xiaxue makes it clear she hates it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;then she went on to cast her own people for her version of Goblet of fire... which is quite amusing, i have to say. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;so check out &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);" href="http://xiaxue.blogspot.com"&gt;her blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"&gt;, and let me know if really, i've been missing out on so much of goblet of fire? should be the entry named, "i'm sorry but harry potter sucked." if i'm not mistaken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;viv: watch already then read her blog ah... its got a lot of spoilers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113255263974627452?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113255263974627452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113255263974627452&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113255263974627452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113255263974627452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/goblet-of-fire-not-so-great.html' title='goblet of fire not so great?'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113189485666382834</id><published>2005-11-13T22:53:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-13T23:14:16.680+08:00</updated><title type='text'>some gems from saturday night</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;whilst playing taboo: i can't remember verbatim, but it went something like this.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Paul: (describing word: "Bill Clinton") the guy who got *makes blowjob motion with hand and mouth*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;rest of table: OH GOODNESS PAUL!!! *hides face in hands*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Paul: (describing word: "Blow") a WHAT job?? *makes blowjob motion with hand and mouth*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;rest of table: *groan*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Angel: (describing word: "Siberian") a WHAT husky??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;Xinwei: GERMAN!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;Mel: (describing word: "Flirt") my nickname on the blog!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;Angel and Xinwei: *blurbloc face* err...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;Mel: HELLO?! MYYY NICKNAME ON THE BLOG! *looks like going to kill us*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;Xinwei: OH! FLIRT! FLIRT!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;and the best, by far...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;Peter: (describing word: "Wrestle") THE ROCK! STONE COLD!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt; Paul: WRESTLING! WWF!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt; Peter: yes!! give me the shorter word!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt; Paul: ....uh... WR....WR....WREST?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"&gt; Peter: ?!?!?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;haha. there were others i think but i can't quite remember the rest. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;our friends. classic.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113189485666382834?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113189485666382834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113189485666382834&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113189485666382834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113189485666382834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/some-gems-from-saturday-night.html' title='some gems from saturday night'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113168564452579914</id><published>2005-11-11T13:03:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-11T13:07:24.540+08:00</updated><title type='text'>2 weddings and 2 funerals.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ok ignore the wedding one, but yeah, just thought i'd let you all in on some tragedy.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;my uncle-in-law (dad's side) passed away 4 days after my aunt-in-law (mom's side). both from cancer. he's on the news, 'LIFE' section. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;not close to him, coz he's far away in canada, but it's so depressing... everybody's dying around me.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113168564452579914?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113168564452579914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113168564452579914&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113168564452579914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113168564452579914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/2-weddings-and-2-funerals.html' title='2 weddings and 2 funerals.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113160792546968870</id><published>2005-11-10T14:53:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-10T15:47:19.426+08:00</updated><title type='text'>the little (plastic) things</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#cc66cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt;i&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#339999;"&gt; bought a polly pocket case yesterday. yes, polly pocket. the sweet little compact case that opens up to a miniature world of polly and many wonderful childhood memories. all for the price of 5bucks. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;5 bucks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;still overwhelmed by the price, i went to the barbie doll shelves and checked out how much does a doll cost. 16bucks. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;since when toys are so cheap!? i remember having to beg my mum for a doll or THE polly pocket jewel case (the one that opens up and slides open AND opens up somemore). was it expensive then? or is it just me and my earning power? or maybe, it's because the polly pocket case i got was manufactured in 1994. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;5 bucks man!! (im still in shock!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;still reminiscing my childhood, i googled on polly pocket and they've changed the look of polly! jus like how they've modernised the look of strawberry shortcake. damn. things were so much simpler then.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;i want more polly pocket! it comes in the locket and ring case as well. and i want and neeeed the jewel case which opens up and slides open AND opens up somemore.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.onlypollypocket.com/1989/1989.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#339999;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;http://www.onlypollypocket.com/1989/1989.html&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113160792546968870?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113160792546968870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113160792546968870&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113160792546968870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113160792546968870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/little-plastic-things.html' title='the little (plastic) things'/><author><name>frisky</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00740777966211377396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113151622957170780</id><published>2005-11-09T14:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T14:03:49.590+08:00</updated><title type='text'>oops.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*meekly* yes mum. going now, going now...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. 2nd upper la... first class is waaaay outta my league. if i aim for that, u guys are never gonna see me whenever the sem starts. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ff6666;"&gt;ok! ok! really going now. sniff. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113151622957170780?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113151622957170780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113151622957170780&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113151622957170780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113151622957170780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/oops.html' title='oops.'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113151557178065131</id><published>2005-11-09T13:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-09T13:52:51.793+08:00</updated><title type='text'>vivien needs to...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"&gt;get down to studying, stop doing online personality tests, creating new blogs and checking its comments every so often.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"&gt;because your darling friends here are waiting (maybe not so patiently) for you to finish studying so that we could get a glimpse of you somehow. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"&gt;like i said viv, studying at home is super non-effective! you need to be in school, surrounded by the million people scarily mugging in silence (maybe not in the central lib, where the arts students do more yakking than studying sometimes) THEN you'll get stressed and really study at home.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"&gt;*wags threatening finger* You. first class honours, okay?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"&gt;now get off this blog and get to work!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;note: this blogpost is not in purple because its not-really me. i don't nag friends, but i make an exception (because i care!). viv, u shld be so honoured. *takes bow*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113151557178065131?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113151557178065131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113151557178065131&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113151557178065131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113151557178065131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/vivien-needs-to.html' title='vivien needs to...'/><author><name>furple</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13416324565184261851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8wmSRAo7NdM/S1025mSJ0OI/AAAAAAAAAC4/nRoNdtQLUms/S220/Video+call+snapshot+20.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14004024.post-113145546008727710</id><published>2005-11-08T21:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-11-08T21:11:00.100+08:00</updated><title type='text'>ta DAAAAHH!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;hey hey...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I LAUNCH MY NEW BLOG ALREADY!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*rabid look*&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;go see, go see. click &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://pushupblah.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;here&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14004024-113145546008727710?l=funkymamas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/feeds/113145546008727710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14004024&amp;postID=113145546008727710&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113145546008727710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14004024/posts/default/113145546008727710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://funkymamas.blogspot.com/2005/11/ta-daaaahh.html' title='ta DAAAAHH!!'/><author><name>feline</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01209577436863097087</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='24' src='http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/vivienloon/cats/pic00658.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
